Monday night, I walked into my parents' house and started crying. My mother said I was her second Jess of the day! But it was great, because I got the crying out of the way and have been better at work the last two days. Good thing my big meeting is tomorrow!
Bunch of wanna blessed-bes. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.
Willow ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Apr 11, 2012 2:50:35 pm PDT #509 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Laura - Apr 11, 2012 2:53:17 pm PDT #510 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Hope the crazy stays away from you, Lee.
Stephen did not have a will when he passed because he refused to acknowledge the possibility of that happening. He would get super angry with his family when they suggested it, and I knew better. Our home and bank accounts were all joint and I was beneficiary of his insurance. It wasn't ever an issue, but I would not recommend you follow my lead here. His family never suggested that anyone else would make his medical decisions except me. I know this could have gone badly, but they were sane and reasonable.
tommyrot - Apr 11, 2012 3:09:57 pm PDT #511 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Good news from my doctor. I have a cyst on my forehead, another on my arm and a lump of fat that sticks up from my back. None of these are anything to worry about, and I don't need to get them removed.
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2012 3:14:59 pm PDT #512 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hey, diagnosis.
Do people in baby name site communities tend to share uncommon names for their children?
I'm looking at a list for the first quarter of 2012 with not that many kids, but more than one Ruby, Silas, Wren, Hazel, Leonie...the names are very...very. Canadian? Maybe. [link]
askye - Apr 11, 2012 3:20:37 pm PDT #513 of 30001
Thrive to spite them
I need to get a will. Not that I have much but it will save anyone a hassle.
When my cousin died (in his early thirties) he had no will, wasn't married, and without kids, but he owned property and it went into probate and it was a hassle for my aunt to deal with the shock and pain of his sudden death plus dealing with probate and everything.
Hil R. - Apr 11, 2012 3:21:29 pm PDT #514 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I'm looking at a list for the first quarter of 2012 with not that many kids, but more than one Ruby, Silas, Wren, Hazel, Leonie...the names are very...very. Canadian? Maybe. [link]
Those names are almost all pretty popular among hipster parents right now. ("Hipster" isn't quite the word I want, but I thought for a while and couldn't think of a better word. I know at least one vegan kid with every one of those names except Leonie.)
Consuela - Apr 11, 2012 3:21:36 pm PDT #515 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Gotta love dumb criminals.
When a suitcase containing six puppies is found on the street, and the mother dog pacing around the suitcase, and both the suitcase and the mother have tags identifying their owner, one Howard Davis of Toledo, and the police go to pick him up for animal endangerment, what does said Davis say?
He says the suitcase was stolen a while ago and he'd given the litter and mother to a guy in Michigan.
Seriously? Dumb.
Puppies are fine and will be fostered until they're old enough to be placed.
Hil R. - Apr 11, 2012 3:24:36 pm PDT #516 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
From that name list:
Hazel Magnolia June, triplet of August Django Kit and Walter Phineas Bay, and sister to Emmett Linus Jack, Flora Hermione Kate, Miles Oscar Inigo and Edith Marlo Wren
I'm willing to bet this "birth announcement" was fake. There are just too many things wrong with it.
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2012 3:25:30 pm PDT #517 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No, I mean no: [link]
Consuela - Apr 11, 2012 3:27:36 pm PDT #518 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
AAAAAAH!
Never click on ita's links, never click on ita's links!