The bride.
I was half expecting Uma Thurman in a yellow jumpsuit.
Xander: Hey, Red. What you got in the basket, little girl? Buffy: Weapons.
Xander/Buffy ,'Help'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - May 15, 2012 6:41:16 am PDT #5081 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
DavidS - May 15, 2012 6:41:42 am PDT #5082 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
amych - May 15, 2012 6:41:43 am PDT #5083 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Got married, bought a house, lost several old pets, obtained one new one, got a professional-type job, quit it to be my own boss, don't want to think about the debt thing.
smonster - May 15, 2012 6:42:37 am PDT #5084 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Happy anniversary!
I moved twice, quit a job, got laid off twice, dated an a-hole for way too long, lost a grandparent, adopted a dog, changed states of residency, started dating StW... damn, I think that was all in the last three years.
Speaking of anniversaries, my one year NOLAversary is in a few weeks!!
DavidS - May 15, 2012 6:43:24 am PDT #5085 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I was half expecting Uma Thurman in a yellow jumpsuit.
I would have capitalized "Bride."
You know, one of the traditional wedding anniversaries ought to be The Yellow Jumpsuit Anniversary. Maybe the 17th?
DavidS - May 15, 2012 6:45:27 am PDT #5086 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Emmett the ring bearer, and Maggie the Flower Girl From Central Casting.
Maggie just went to her Senior Prom, btw.
le nubian - May 15, 2012 6:46:47 am PDT #5087 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Apparently I have the habit of changing jobs every 8 years. I was moving last year about this time and I am moving this year. God help me in 2020.
Consuela - May 15, 2012 6:47:41 am PDT #5088 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
You changed your hair!
Certainly I spend less money on my hair now; unfortunately I think I just switched over to spending it on shoes instead...
erikaj - May 15, 2012 6:48:46 am PDT #5089 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Yeah, you'd think so, wouldn't you? Somehow it feels less special than I thought it would, more like transitioning from *wannabe* Content Monkey to *actual* content monkey...whoa, where does the time go? At this rate, possibly carpal-tunnel treatment from combining my work life and my sex life. But it probably bothers me more because when I was eighteen, by the time I was thirty-eight, I thought I'd be wondering if I'd get bleeped at the Emmys for telling my rotten guidance counselor to suck it.
ChiKat - May 15, 2012 7:07:27 am PDT #5090 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
take a minute to reflect on how your life has changed in the last eight years.
8 years?? Y'all have been married 8 years?? Wow.
Lemme see...in the past 8 years I have: published a play, directed 30+ plays (!), sang my first solo in a show, finished school, changed careers, been laid off twice, moved, my cat died, adpoted another cat, lost 75 pounds, gained it all back, lost 50 again, my dad had a stroke. Wow. That's a lot.