We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.

Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - May 14, 2012 5:00:34 am PDT #4947 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Avengers cast talks about female-lead action movies.

EW: So you think the problem is just too much focus on the sexuality of female superheroes?

Johansson: Yeah, I think they’re always fighting in a bra, so while it might be exciting for a still photo, it’s ridiculous. One of the most exciting thing about [The Avengers,] is that in my opening scene the first thing you see is my character getting punched in the face. Everybody’s like, ‘Damn, it’s nice to see a girl get the sh-t kicked out of her–

Jackson: [Interupting] They also want to know where you get that no-bruise make-up.

Whedon: Wait, you need to let her finish this thought, or this is going to transcribe really badly.

Johansson: [Throws arms up] And then Sam Jackson talks more about the g-string!

Jackson: No! F–k no! I’m in one of the best woman-action-movies ever f–king made — The Long Kiss Goodnight.

Downey: Damn right.

Jackson: Geena Davis f–king kicks ass in that. She is totally dope in that one.

Johansson: There are good ones. And Geena Davis is the perfect woman to be that.

Jackson: They just had no idea how to market that f–king movie — at that time. [The 1996 movie -- written by Iron Man 3 filmmaker Shane Black -- underperformed at the box office, but has since become a cult favorite.]


Jesse - May 14, 2012 5:06:31 am PDT #4948 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My coworker just told me some comic book shit about a possible female villain -- something about Thanos and Lady Death? So that could be interesting, I guess.


sumi - May 14, 2012 5:06:43 am PDT #4949 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Some horses just love to jump or - the downside of teaching your horse to run and jump large obstacles.


DavidS - May 14, 2012 5:11:01 am PDT #4950 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jesse, that was definitely Thanos in the first after-credits scene. And he "courts death" literally in the comics.


Jesse - May 14, 2012 5:14:25 am PDT #4951 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's exactly what my coworker said, and now is literally all I know about that. But, you know, I'm all for female bad guys. In general.


Maria - May 14, 2012 5:45:20 am PDT #4952 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Oh what a morning. Traffic conspired to make me miss my original flight and now I get to fly to Detroit and Salt Lake City to get to Tucson. Thank god for in-flight Internet.

And ita !, it's nice to see you around.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 14, 2012 5:51:25 am PDT #4953 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Thing is, Death isn't really a villain in Marvel Comics. Its role is more the Jodie Foster to Thanos' John Hinckley Jr.


Jesse - May 14, 2012 6:03:03 am PDT #4954 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Even better! Or something. Potentially.


Consuela - May 14, 2012 6:27:21 am PDT #4955 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

So I went to the gym this morning (I've been having trouble sleeping, so why not go to the gym instead of laying awake at 5:30AM?), and bumped into the Big Boss, and maybe tried something I shouldn't have on the bouldering wall, because now I have pulled something in my ribcage.

Ow.


§ ita § - May 14, 2012 6:39:48 am PDT #4956 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, hey. Good morning.

This going in to the office shit stinks.