Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 12, 2012 1:03:50 pm PDT #4755 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In this Gothic Charm School post Of Gentlemen’s Summerwear and of Alternative Genders, Jilli says:

The Lady of the Manners admits that she herself hadn’t been aware there was a name for the genderqueer or genderfluid until quite recently; when various friends over the years said things like “I’m a boy and a girl”, or “My gender is Batman”, the Lady of the Manners just tried to remember to ask her friends which pronouns they preferred to be addressed by.

Teppy, was it you who said "My gender is Batman"?


Ginger - May 12, 2012 1:38:55 pm PDT #4756 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Someone on my Freecycle list posted "Wanted: Cowbell." The list moderator doesn't have much of a sense of humor, so I doubt if she'd approve a "Wanted: More Cowbell" post.


tommyrot - May 12, 2012 1:46:23 pm PDT #4757 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From the "OMG how did they get away with this?" dept:

Shaver Commercial Suggests Getting Stroked in the Morning (1977)


sarameg - May 12, 2012 2:40:47 pm PDT #4758 of 30001

I am eating pan roasted skinny asparagus, greek yogurt with strawberries and honey (gotta eat up the super ripe ones!) and drinking a halfway decent rueda verdejo on my deck. I can pretend I'm at a bar in Spain. Well, except for the fetching the cats off the railing. And my yogurt making me bleed. And the washer running downstairs. And...well, fine. It's pleasant anyway.


Scrappy - May 12, 2012 2:42:01 pm PDT #4759 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

How did your yogurt make you bleed?


sarameg - May 12, 2012 2:44:02 pm PDT #4760 of 30001

Either the foil seal or the plastic edge cut pretty deep into my thumbpad. Doesn't hurt, but bled all over the place before I noticed.


Tom Scola - May 12, 2012 3:19:28 pm PDT #4761 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Overheard at the bar: “It’s our enemy’s birthday—we have to go.”


Atropa - May 12, 2012 3:33:09 pm PDT #4762 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Teppy, was it you who said "My gender is Batman"?

Hee! It was actually another friend of mine, but I can totally envision Teppy saying it, too.


SuziQ - May 12, 2012 3:59:17 pm PDT #4763 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I got to sleep in and have a lazy morning for the first time in forever. Then I took CJ to a birthday party and wandered around on my way home. I continued my quest for Templeton Rye (still no luck) but found some wonderful Blackberry Whiskey. Then I wandered around a couple of other store and found an end table with drawers (been looking for something to replace my glass end table for a while).

Now that I'm home and have switched out furniture, I have given myself a manicure - white with colorful dots. Silly but fun.

I have the house to myself for at least another hour. Time to be lazy again. I have no clue what/if the kids have plans for tomorrow. I'm trying not to be too invested in wanting something special, but it is tough.


Lee - May 12, 2012 4:03:48 pm PDT #4764 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

For the first time in weeks, I am pretty much on top of my laundry--most of it is done, and all of the clean stuff has been put away.

I also walked up to the local organic food store and bought an ear of fresh corn, along with some other stuff. SO GOOD. I suspect I am going to be doing that a lot as long as the season lasts.