Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines. He outdid his father, David, who had 8+ wives and a number of concubines. His mother was Bathsheba, who committed adultery with David, and David then sent her husband to the front lines to be killed. We haven't even gotten into the incest and fratricide yet.

Ain't traditional marriage grand?

I seriously want to punch MS Excel in the nose. This is increasingly my reaction with every.single.interaction I have with it after the last 2 upgrades. Why did they have to take all the intuitive functional aspects of gui-based spreadsheets AWAY?!!!!

I'm trying to move most of mine to google docs, but for some, I just can't.

Point me in the direction of something that needs smashing.

Yay Liese, for fighting the good fight!

Indeed

We could use a couple extra wives and concubines around here. I'm going to talk to DH about a more traditional marriage later. I'll let you know how it goes.

ION, I spilled BBQ sauce on my shirt.

If you had a Corgi I could get a cute gif of him licking it off.

If you had a Corgi I could get a cute gif of him licking it off.

Yeah. But I think my hypothetical dog will be a pug.

ALso claiming the founding fathers were Christian.

Weren't something like 90-95% of them, though?

Weren't something like 90-95% of them, though?

A bunch of them were Deists, but I disremember the percentages....

Weren't something like 90-95% of them, though?

Well, weren't the Deists? Which I would call Chrsitian, but I think some of the more evangelical churches use the word christian only to refer to their religion. I have met people who think Catholics are not Christian.

According to Wikipedia (so don't know if it's true): "Of the 55 delegates to the 1787 Constitutional Convention, 49 were Protestants, and three were Roman Catholics"

So that leaves, 3 others as deists.

There are so many different flavors of Protestant, though. For a while, Protestant simply meant "believes the Pope is not all that."