She's not just a blob of energy, she's also a 14-year-old hormone bomb.

Spike ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - May 10, 2012 10:06:49 am PDT #4463 of 30001

I seriously want to punch MS Excel in the nose. This is increasingly my reaction with every.single.interaction I have with it after the last 2 upgrades. Why did they have to take all the intuitive functional aspects of gui-based spreadsheets AWAY?!!!!

I'm trying to move most of mine to google docs, but for some, I just can't.

Point me in the direction of something that needs smashing.


Laura - May 10, 2012 10:22:11 am PDT #4464 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Yay Liese, for fighting the good fight!

Indeed

We could use a couple extra wives and concubines around here. I'm going to talk to DH about a more traditional marriage later. I'll let you know how it goes.


DavidS - May 10, 2012 10:30:07 am PDT #4465 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

ION, I spilled BBQ sauce on my shirt.

If you had a Corgi I could get a cute gif of him licking it off.


tommyrot - May 10, 2012 10:42:33 am PDT #4466 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If you had a Corgi I could get a cute gif of him licking it off.

Yeah. But I think my hypothetical dog will be a pug.


ChiKat - May 10, 2012 10:45:50 am PDT #4467 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

ALso claiming the founding fathers were Christian.

Weren't something like 90-95% of them, though?


tommyrot - May 10, 2012 10:47:33 am PDT #4468 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Weren't something like 90-95% of them, though?

A bunch of them were Deists, but I disremember the percentages....


Sophia Brooks - May 10, 2012 10:47:42 am PDT #4469 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Weren't something like 90-95% of them, though?

Well, weren't the Deists? Which I would call Chrsitian, but I think some of the more evangelical churches use the word christian only to refer to their religion. I have met people who think Catholics are not Christian.


ChiKat - May 10, 2012 10:49:56 am PDT #4470 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

According to Wikipedia (so don't know if it's true): "Of the 55 delegates to the 1787 Constitutional Convention, 49 were Protestants, and three were Roman Catholics"

So that leaves, 3 others as deists.


Connie Neil - May 10, 2012 10:51:47 am PDT #4471 of 30001
brillig

There are so many different flavors of Protestant, though. For a while, Protestant simply meant "believes the Pope is not all that."


Dana - May 10, 2012 10:52:12 am PDT #4472 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Jesus,please let the plane for Vegas board so that all of these people will go away.