Be it noted that I have adored Greg Proops since 1988 when my improv friends and I went to his improv troupe's shows over and over (though I saved my actual crushing for castmate Mike McShane, who had on his bookshelves a Riverside Shakespeare, the original run of Watchmen, and a beat-up paperback of Lenny Bruce's greatest monologues).

Also, Aisha Tyler was nice as pie and had an awesome laugh, even at 14, and the last time I saw her (in a comedy club in the early 90s, milling around the bar at a comedy club while she waited to go onstage and open for the person who was opening for Dana Gould) she was exactly the same, only taller and funnier.

Also, thee is an adorable baby sleeping by me. Why am I awake,

Awwww, drowsy late-night infant parent typos. Cutest typos ever. Also, awwww, sleeping baby.

Additional podcasts I enjoy: How Was Your Week with Julie Klausner, Extra Hot Great, Pop Culture Happy Hour.

I have all of the gronk this morning. Who is bogarting all the awake?

My itunes is chockful of knitting podcasts. . . and horse podcasts.

I'm sure this comes as no surprise.

I'm sure this comes as no surprise.

Not as surprising as that horse you're knitting.

8 Inches of Dark Chocolate Cock Filled With....

The first product from new erotic brand United Indecent Pleasures is an eight-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream.

The filling comes in six fruit and liqueur flavours, and there’s a firmer chocolate fondant in the base.

NSFW due to chocolate cock.

David - you mean this one? Because a knitted pony may be the only pony I ever get.

I've seen books about knitting yourself a dog, a cat, and the entire royal wedding.

I keep telling myself I don't need another craft addiction ... really.

Okay, I have ALL THREE of those books.

ETA: one of them was a gift.

I've also seen the one about crafting with cat hair ... which I was tempted to get for my sister.