You're like my fairy godmother, and Santa Claus, and Q all wrapped up into one! Q from Bond, not Star Trek.

Buffy ,'Help'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amyth - May 03, 2012 6:52:11 pm PDT #3743 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Oh, msbelle! What a sucky situation. I'm so sorry.


JZ - May 03, 2012 6:56:09 pm PDT #3744 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

So, because we all need some distraction from the general suck, I feel compelled to report that Matilda really wishes I would get her a whoopie cushion. Only she calls it a woofie cushion. Her friend Marley told her all about woofie cushions, and how they make you sound like you're farting and they are SO FUNNY, but Matilda has come up with an even better idea: the ring woofie cushion.

"You put a ring inside it before you blow it up, and then you put it on a chair so someone sits on it, and first they make a pffffthbth! sound and then a ring pops out, like a chicken laying an egg."

"So, first it sounds like you farted, but then you get a present?"

"Yeah! A ring woofie cushion. Wouldn't that be great?"


Pix - May 03, 2012 7:12:35 pm PDT #3745 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Oh msbelle. I’m so sorry. And sumi, so much ~ma to you.

JZ, thank you for that story. I think we needed it.


smonster - May 03, 2012 7:22:37 pm PDT #3746 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Brilliant idea, Matilda!!


beth b - May 03, 2012 7:37:57 pm PDT #3747 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I'm sorry msbelle


Beverly - May 03, 2012 8:15:49 pm PDT #3748 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

msbelle, I'm so sorry. Strength to you.


bon bon - May 03, 2012 8:20:31 pm PDT #3749 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Well, I don't watch Awake but it's on in the background and Darin Morgan is a credited producer (Howard Gordon exec produces) -- that seems like good news.


Burrell - May 03, 2012 8:22:20 pm PDT #3750 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

oh msbelle, much love to you and mac.


Atropa - May 03, 2012 8:22:20 pm PDT #3751 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

~ma to you, sumi.

Poor msbelle and Mac. I wish there was something I could do besides offer words of support.


aurelia - May 03, 2012 9:39:23 pm PDT #3752 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Oh, msbelle. ~ma to you both.

My evening was 3 intermissions, 4 acts and 5 hours of theatre. I think I focused most of the lights for three of those acts in that amount of time.

I was surprised to see Harry Groener outside after the show. After performing in a 2.5 hour show of his own he decided to head downtown and watch the last 2 hours of this one? Wow.