PSA: Don't let a rolling pin drop on your nose. It hurts.
First real flowing nosebleed in my life, at 36. Didn't break anything, other than my dignity.
I see your uhhhhhhhhhhh and raise you a gnyeh.
Buffy ,'Potential'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - May 03, 2012 6:09:56 pm PDT #3738 of 30001
smonster - May 03, 2012 6:19:09 pm PDT #3739 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
sarameg - roll up a piece of tissue and stick it between your upper lip and gums, all the way up. That will stop the bleeding, if you're still bleeding. Also, ouch.
sarameg - May 03, 2012 6:24:26 pm PDT #3740 of 30001
Yeah, it stopped right quick with simple pressure, probably why I'd never had one before. I'm blaming the cats for rearranging the shelves.
Ginger - May 03, 2012 6:27:50 pm PDT #3741 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Sophia, here's a print version [link]
Sophia Brooks - May 03, 2012 6:31:39 pm PDT #3742 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Thank you Ginger!
amyth - May 03, 2012 6:52:11 pm PDT #3743 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Oh, msbelle! What a sucky situation. I'm so sorry.
JZ - May 03, 2012 6:56:09 pm PDT #3744 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
So, because we all need some distraction from the general suck, I feel compelled to report that Matilda really wishes I would get her a whoopie cushion. Only she calls it a woofie cushion. Her friend Marley told her all about woofie cushions, and how they make you sound like you're farting and they are SO FUNNY, but Matilda has come up with an even better idea: the ring woofie cushion.
"You put a ring inside it before you blow it up, and then you put it on a chair so someone sits on it, and first they make a pffffthbth! sound and then a ring pops out, like a chicken laying an egg."
"So, first it sounds like you farted, but then you get a present?"
"Yeah! A ring woofie cushion. Wouldn't that be great?"
Pix - May 03, 2012 7:12:35 pm PDT #3745 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.
Oh msbelle. I’m so sorry. And sumi, so much ~ma to you.
JZ, thank you for that story. I think we needed it.
smonster - May 03, 2012 7:22:37 pm PDT #3746 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Brilliant idea, Matilda!!
beth b - May 03, 2012 7:37:57 pm PDT #3747 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I'm sorry msbelle