Erg, indeed.
Angel: Lorne, you're— Lorne: Reliable as a cheap fortune cookie? Angel: I was gonna say a guy with good contacts…
'Shells'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Liese S. - May 03, 2012 8:23:26 am PDT #3613 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Toddson - May 03, 2012 8:24:41 am PDT #3614 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
After all the talk about the blanket, I read "I replaced the eggplant with cut up yam" as "I replaced the eggplant with cut-up yarn" ... which gave me pause.
Scrappy - May 03, 2012 8:26:11 am PDT #3615 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
After all the talk about the blanket, I read "I replaced the eggplant with cut up yam" as "I replaced the eggplant with cut-up yarn" ... which gave me pause.
Ha! I may not be a great cook, but I am EASILY able to distinguish edible from inedible items.
Theodosia - May 03, 2012 8:27:05 am PDT #3616 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
"Mister, you're on double SECRET probation now!"
Jesse - May 03, 2012 8:30:27 am PDT #3617 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ha! I may not be a great cook, but I am EASILY able to distinguish edible from inedible items.
Hee. This reminds me that I was trying to explain the difference between plastic and rubber to a coworker when she was expressing some concerns about chewing gum, even the organic kind. (And who knew there was organic chewing gum?)
Toddson - May 03, 2012 8:35:21 am PDT #3618 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Years ago the paper had an article by a young woman who'd been hearing co-workers rhapsodizing about tiramisu. She came across a recipe and made it. It didn't look as appetizing as she thought it should; her mother said maybe she'd try it later; her father flat-out refused.
Turned out that when the recipe called for "lady fingers" she assumed they meant what people in her area of India called "lady fingers". Okra.
Edible, but not quite what was intended.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 03, 2012 8:39:41 am PDT #3619 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Oh man, that's almost as bad as Rachel's beef truffle on Friends.
erikaj - May 03, 2012 8:40:25 am PDT #3620 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
hope she didn't make it before she caught the misunderstanding. Like Rachel with the British cookbook stuck together.
erikaj - May 03, 2012 8:41:00 am PDT #3621 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
beef trifle x-post.
Jesse - May 03, 2012 8:45:19 am PDT #3622 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!