I'm just waiting to see if I pass out. Long story.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - May 02, 2012 8:18:21 am PDT #3472 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Rick,

we have someone here in my School who I SWEAR is 80-85 years old. Still on the faculty. Still teaching. We could hire like 3 assistant professors for what he is getting paid.


Liese S. - May 02, 2012 8:21:38 am PDT #3473 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Holli! I was just reading your Brain Thief again last night. I totally believe it's canon in my head.


Rick - May 02, 2012 8:22:34 am PDT #3474 of 30001

We had quite a famous faculty member who worked every day until he was 86. However, at age 75 he went to the Dean and insisted that his salary be changed to $1 for every year he had been at the university, which was $45 at the time.

On the postive side, he was the only faculty member on campus guaranteed a raise ($1) every year.


Holli - May 02, 2012 8:22:45 am PDT #3475 of 30001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Aw, thanks Liese! I had so much fun doing the worldbuilding for that story.


Calli - May 02, 2012 8:24:01 am PDT #3476 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

we have someone here in my School who I SWEAR is 80-85 years old. Still on the faculty. Still teaching

We had someone like that. He was officially an emeritus, but he kept coming to the chem labs to help out. And he was pretty helpful, actually. Then my lab partner set him on fire. (Just his sleeve, he wasn't hurt, but still.) The professor didn't come back the next year. I'm not sure if it was due to being set on fire or not. Although that would seem to be a compelling reason to retire.


meara - May 02, 2012 8:24:02 am PDT #3477 of 30001

Yay Holly and the fun vintage! Hope your store is ch-ching-ing like crazy!

I am so fed up with the people at my job. Do not like waking up to be blindsided by demands that I fly cross country three times in a week, and be prepared to do things properly for an observer twice during that time. Um, no. I wouldn't have time to print the presentations, much less LEARN them.

Also, Dear Person I Am Taking Over From: I know you're frazzled, and you think I'll be doing the stuff I'm taking over so you're double booking that with your own stuff, but some of the stuff you have double booked is ALL MINE. And I can no more be two places at once than you can. THANKS! Also, for the LOVE OF GOD quit booking things on Mondays and Fridays. I don't want to fly out Sunday or fly home Saturday. Fuck you very much.

I have over 30 years before retirement, especially since social security (and possibly more importantly, medicare) won't kick in until, what, 67 by the time I'm there? And forget about a 401K...

I’m Tom Scola, and I endorse this message.

I'm glad you endorse the pie constituency!

If you retire at 65, they will keep paying your salary for five more years, even though you are retired and have no reponsibilities.

I like that plan. How about even earlier? I'll take...um...35? Then I'd only have to work a few more months!


Jesse - May 02, 2012 8:27:30 am PDT #3478 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My mother (over 65) doesn't want to retire, partly because of money, but I think mostly because she doesn't think she'll have enough to do. Which I actually get.


meara - May 02, 2012 8:30:08 am PDT #3479 of 30001

I can totally see being concerned about the money but I'm really hoping there's an insurance change in the next few years, so I don't have to wait to retire until I can get Medicare. My mom had to, because she is a breast cancer survivor and heck, at 63 even if it WEREN"T for that, insurance companies would charge an arm and a leg for individual coverage.

But I don't think I'd worry about the keeping busy thing--I'd just find classes or volunteer work or what have you. Travel, if I had the cash. Part time job if I didn't.


Amy - May 02, 2012 8:30:09 am PDT #3480 of 30001
Because books.

Holli, yes, Pocohantas: Brave Girl is absolutely one of them! When you have a chance to look through the boxes, we should talk.


Liese S. - May 02, 2012 8:32:04 am PDT #3481 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I had so much fun doing the worldbuilding for that story.

The worldbuilding is fantastic! And the characters are all so spot on.