Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 01, 2012 7:33:26 am PDT #3227 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I blame Twitter!


Burrell - May 01, 2012 7:51:25 am PDT #3228 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Whatever happened to blaming Canada?


Polter-Cow - May 01, 2012 7:52:46 am PDT #3229 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

If you're using your brand new heat pump to cool it, it's because the process of cooling is also dehumidifying.

God, how I love you, Ginger.

I have lost track of all the things she knows.


Sparky1 - May 01, 2012 7:53:37 am PDT #3230 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Whatever happened to blaming Canada?

We all want to keep it as a possible "move to" option, and we're afraid they'll close the borders?


Matt the Bruins fan - May 01, 2012 7:57:54 am PDT #3231 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Why do you think I have photos of me with bunches of Canadian hockey players? I'm counting on my Bobby Orr action figure and Bourque jerseys to get me safely across the border.


Consuela - May 01, 2012 7:58:26 am PDT #3232 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Okay, called Citibank. They had no explanation for the collection demand, and said that the account had been paid in full and closed out on 24 April--coincidentally, the same date as the collection demand.

I requested a written letter affirming the account was paid in full. Suspect that I offended the CR, because I don't believe them when they say I won't get any more bullshit about the account. And I really dislike the fact that she had no explanation for what happened: if they don't know why it happened, how can they promise it won't happen again?


le nubian - May 01, 2012 8:06:36 am PDT #3233 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

good. you were right to demand the letter.


le nubian - May 01, 2012 8:09:43 am PDT #3234 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

When I was in college, I had to pay citibank credit card $5.00 or something like that for a bill.

My bank paid it out as $500. Well, you can imagine that I did not have $500 in the bank.

Boom. 10 checks bounced. And then they bounced again because all the merchants sent them through twice. I had this magnificent balance of something like -$300 after all was said and done.

I made the bank manager send me a letter saying it was their fault for paying out the check wrong and bouncing my check. I also closed my account with them at my earliest convenience when everything was settled.


msbelle - May 01, 2012 8:10:09 am PDT #3235 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

why is it I get so busy on days when I only want to look at pictures and talk about stuff with y'all?


Amy - May 01, 2012 8:12:38 am PDT #3236 of 30001
Because books.

Banks suck. I'm getting closer and closer to keeping it in the mattress, for real.

In other news, have a heartwarming dog story and try not to tear up, I dare you. (Spoiler alert: happy ending.)