I remember turning 30 and someone told me I was "now middle-aged" and I wanted to sock him in the face. I didn't though. Because that's no way to treat the elderly (that's what I told him).
Or maybe you could just be Buffy, he'll see your amazing heart, and he'll fall in love with you.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
javachik - Apr 10, 2012 5:14:46 pm PDT #321 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2012 5:15:30 pm PDT #322 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Matt Damon, subjectively, is way younger than George Clooney, who is on the young side, subjectively, of middle-aged. At 42 and 51, that sentence has almost all true words.
Steph L. - Apr 10, 2012 5:15:56 pm PDT #323 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
I've been having the debate with my family recently about when middle age starts. I guess we came down on 45, but I could still make an argument for 40. I've sort of decided we should reclaim "middle aged."
Now that I'm 40, I feel like "middle-aged" should be, like, 53. (I picked that arbitrarily.) Because my brain feels like it's 25. Seriously.
That said, my physical state is decrepit and way past "middle-aged" and well into Old Fart stage. (I say this as I lie in bed on a heating pad for my back, full of flexiril and painkillers. Stoopid back.)
So if you average together my "mental" age and my decrepit Old Fart physical age, I guess it all works back out to...middle aged. Dang.
Dana - Apr 10, 2012 5:19:54 pm PDT #324 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I read Ashley Judd's article this morning, and then I read people's reactions to the article, and then I wanted to give Ashley Judd a baseball bat and a list of targets.
erikaj - Apr 10, 2012 5:22:54 pm PDT #325 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
wrod.
le nubian - Apr 10, 2012 5:27:38 pm PDT #326 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
she seems like she really could fuck someone up with a bat, doesn't she?
smonster - Apr 10, 2012 5:27:59 pm PDT #327 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Oh, lord. ::rocks back and forth:: Don't look them up, don't look them up, don't look them up....
Dana - Apr 10, 2012 5:30:58 pm PDT #328 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
What, the comments? Definitely don't look them up.
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2012 5:36:17 pm PDT #329 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I read her letter on a reblog from Jasika Nicole. It was a nice, happy, safe space. Not going any further than that, nope.
bon bon - Apr 10, 2012 5:36:44 pm PDT #330 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.