Today is the epitome of the Onion's "It Only Tuesday," and has been since what's his name on Morning Edition said something similar at quarter of seven this morning.
Buffy: Dancing with you is way better than trying to hook up with some good-looking guy. Xander: I think I liked it more when you were kicking me in my puffy groin.
'Get It Done'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Apr 10, 2012 4:27:35 pm PDT #311 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
bon bon - Apr 10, 2012 4:29:30 pm PDT #312 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I have no disturbing grocery links to share. What am I, you?
sarameg - Apr 10, 2012 4:33:12 pm PDT #313 of 30001
Your links are to ita what ita-links are to the general populace? I think that's something that should go on your resume!
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2012 4:39:42 pm PDT #314 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What am I, you?
You are entirely the "what, have you no common sense? look here!" person. Don't even front. I can get witnesses.
§ ita § - Apr 10, 2012 4:55:55 pm PDT #315 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Unrelated to everything preceding, Matt Damon sure has worn a lot of different faces over the years. He's got a lot of different personas under his belt for a guy I wouldn't call properly middle-aged yet.
Jesse - Apr 10, 2012 4:58:25 pm PDT #316 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I've been having the debate with my family recently about when middle age starts. I guess we came down on 45, but I could still make an argument for 40. I've sort of decided we should reclaim "middle aged."
javachik - Apr 10, 2012 5:00:47 pm PDT #317 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
I think it starts about 5 years older than whatever my current age is at any given time.
tommyrot - Apr 10, 2012 5:01:20 pm PDT #318 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I used to say that, "Middle age is always ten years older than you are."
I'm 47 now, so that doesn't work as well anymore.
x-posty!
(But I first said this at the first f2f.)
Kate P. - Apr 10, 2012 5:01:43 pm PDT #319 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
No one by either of those names!
Thanks, Jesse!
Cass - Apr 10, 2012 5:12:24 pm PDT #320 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I think it starts about 5 years older than whatever my current age is at any given time.
My brother just turned 45 and I got him a funny book entitled something like Old Age Is 15 Years Older Than You Are Now in addition to his gift. As a pick-me-up. Or pick-him-up. Or to snark. Definitely one of those.