I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Nov 06, 2012 8:02:45 am PST #28963 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I was standing at my polling place -- we are in the richyrich district, but our house is in the not-rich but average hood-- and every damn person there was white. A black man walked in finally and I wanted to kiss him.

Damn, I love my neighborhood. I was one of only 2 or 3 white voters at my polling place.


Burrell - Nov 06, 2012 8:08:51 am PST #28964 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

So he's intimidating them by being black I see. I notice he's not following them inside, or asking to see their ID or reminding them of the dangers of being jailed for in-person voter fraud. WTF is happening to our country?


le nubian - Nov 06, 2012 8:09:36 am PST #28965 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

sometimes I wonder if I am seriously misreading conservatives

hard to misread when they make racist statements and have fun theories about rape and procreation.

I don't necessarily ascribe personality characteristics like selfishness to conservatives, but the racist, sexist statements (and the ones about the 47%) are shit they own.


Ginger - Nov 06, 2012 8:09:48 am PST #28966 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

When did politeness become intimidation?


le nubian - Nov 06, 2012 8:10:05 am PST #28967 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

when a Black person is polite.


meara - Nov 06, 2012 8:10:15 am PST #28968 of 30001

Dude. I thought you were joking about the door-holding. Lordy.

I appear to be choosing my City Treasurer based on the candidates' favorite books. Masters of Rome vs the Bible.

I have no idea what Masters of Rome is, but the title makes it sound kinda scary. Why the hell do people have to list their favorite book?! I mean, I can't pick just one, and also it starts to get weird, when you're picking a book to pander vs an actual favorite. Like, Miss America style. (I think in general I might have to go with "A Brother's Price" by Wen Spencer. It's a romance, fantasy, adventure, and feminism, all rolled into one! Hits all my faves!)


tommyrot - Nov 06, 2012 8:12:21 am PST #28969 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dude. I thought you were joking about the door-holding. Lordy.

I'm sorry I wasn't.

Anyway, when white people complain about the Black Panthers being at polling places, I assume this is where that came from.


Jessica - Nov 06, 2012 8:15:00 am PST #28970 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I high-fived the black guy who held the door for me this morning. He told me "Yeah District 5! Go vote for Obama!" (And then the woman next to him said "Don't tell her who to vote for!" So I didn't feel pressured.)

I do love my neighborhood.


P.M. Marc - Nov 06, 2012 8:16:33 am PST #28971 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Those, by themselves, are not sufficient differences to cause this huge divide.

They are if you belong to any of the marginalized groups being marginalized by their politics.


ChiKat - Nov 06, 2012 8:17:17 am PST #28972 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Damn, I love my neighborhood. I was one of only 2 or 3 white voters at my polling place.

I was the only white person voting when I went (which was a week ago Sunday). And I wasn't intimidated at all.

Dude. I thought you were joking about the door-holding. Lordy.

I thought he was too. That's sad.