And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Oct 31, 2012 6:29:07 am PDT #27926 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Nuh-uh, the names were drawn the other day.


Amy - Oct 31, 2012 6:30:04 am PDT #27927 of 30001
Because books.

But at least while I'm typing the longest run-on sentence in recent history, I'm not getting up off the couch and mugging the candy bowl for chocolate-peanut butter goodness.

Whatever works.

Sara is a pirate this year, but the school stuff is delayed till Friday due to muddy grounds and the chance of rain today, and probably everyone needing to simply get back to speed before plunging into a sugar high.


flea - Oct 31, 2012 6:30:15 am PDT #27928 of 30001
information libertarian

I suggest putting the candy in the trunk of your car, or someplace equivalently far away. It will still call, but more faintly.


msbelle - Oct 31, 2012 6:30:37 am PDT #27929 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

well I told it to draw 11/1. BUGGERS.


Steph L. - Oct 31, 2012 6:32:14 am PDT #27930 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

But at least while I'm typing the longest run-on sentence in recent history, I'm not getting up off the couch and mugging the candy bowl for chocolate-peanut butter goodness.

We bought our candy (the good stuff -- Snickers and Milky Ways) on Sunday, so as to not have it in the house tempting my weak will and sugar cravings for too long. As of now, the candy bags are all unopened. You may think 3 days is no big deal, but that is a goddamned record in this house. I feel like a junkie fighting off the urge for some smack.


Calli - Oct 31, 2012 6:35:08 am PDT #27931 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Flea, you are brilliant. The candy is now in the car, which is actually closer to where I'm sitting, but I have to put on shoes and find keys to access it.


msbelle - Oct 31, 2012 6:37:27 am PDT #27932 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am buying candy on the way home tonight. While I can resist, mac...NO WAY.


Jesse - Oct 31, 2012 6:37:46 am PDT #27933 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

well I told it to draw 11/1. BUGGERS.

Huh. Yeah, I got the email on Monday.


tommyrot - Oct 31, 2012 6:39:12 am PDT #27934 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

On my way to work I saw a clown walking two dogs. I smiled and waved at her and she waved back.

Since today is Halloween, we should talk about something scary--like politics.

Just kidding.

It's weird--the rational side of my brain believes Nate Silver, so if I were a betting man I'd bet on Obama. But my emotional side is sure something weird will happen and Romney will win.


msbelle - Oct 31, 2012 6:39:13 am PDT #27935 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Just shows how often I check my b.org email normally. Of course now that I made the Beep Me post I have it open for the rest of today.

Huh, no annonymous questions for me on elfster yet. how can that be?