She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Oct 26, 2012 11:48:23 am PDT #27164 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Oh, Consuela. That's...kind of hilarious.


Atropa - Oct 26, 2012 11:49:32 am PDT #27165 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

NOT too early to start drinking. I plan on drinking as soon as I get to the con hotel, because I will NEED it. Packing for a 2-day event: the giant suitcase, the carry-on bag, and the weekend bag.


Jesse - Oct 26, 2012 11:49:35 am PDT #27166 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Wow, that's really bonkers. I didn't realize it was so personal!


SuziQ - Oct 26, 2012 11:50:32 am PDT #27167 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

So much energy to expend on someone she doesn't like working with. Her loss. Especially missing out on pumpkin bread. Sounds NOM!


Atropa - Oct 26, 2012 11:51:33 am PDT #27168 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

That is hilariously petty!

Stay safe, my buffistas!


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2012 11:58:21 am PDT #27169 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jilli, is this the con that might have drama?

oh and lots of batteries.

Good lord, yes! You don't want to get stuck with only the manual sex toys in an emergency! You'll need quick and efficient orgasms.

(sorry, Hitachi people)


Burrell - Oct 26, 2012 11:59:10 am PDT #27170 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Holy shit Suela, what a bitch! A petty, petty bitch.

I just got a very nice carrot at work, promotion to run a writing conference. But why do work carrots have to require me to do more work?


Sparky1 - Oct 26, 2012 12:03:49 pm PDT #27171 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

I hope whoever your nemesis said that to, replied with, "good, more for me! It's delicious!"

The storm is making me nervous.


Kate P. - Oct 26, 2012 12:09:39 pm PDT #27172 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Suela, that is both hilarious and really, really sad. WTF is her problem?


flea - Oct 26, 2012 12:13:14 pm PDT #27173 of 30001
information libertarian

I am so glad that most of my workplaces have not involved adults who act like high schoolers. And I could use a pumpkin bread recipe; I have to make something for a Girl Scout bake sale, and I'm feeling like I need something seasonal and new.

Also, I am drinking. There's wine in the beef stew and wine in my glass. Since I spent most of the day holding an extremely feverish, at one scary point nearly delirious, six year old, I have earned it. Although possibly red wine and candy corn is not the best mixture.