Marco: Do we look reasonable to you? Mal: Well. Looks can be deceiving. Jayne: Not as deceiving as a low down dirty... deceiver.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2012 11:58:21 am PDT #27169 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jilli, is this the con that might have drama?

oh and lots of batteries.

Good lord, yes! You don't want to get stuck with only the manual sex toys in an emergency! You'll need quick and efficient orgasms.

(sorry, Hitachi people)


Burrell - Oct 26, 2012 11:59:10 am PDT #27170 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Holy shit Suela, what a bitch! A petty, petty bitch.

I just got a very nice carrot at work, promotion to run a writing conference. But why do work carrots have to require me to do more work?


Sparky1 - Oct 26, 2012 12:03:49 pm PDT #27171 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

I hope whoever your nemesis said that to, replied with, "good, more for me! It's delicious!"

The storm is making me nervous.


Kate P. - Oct 26, 2012 12:09:39 pm PDT #27172 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Suela, that is both hilarious and really, really sad. WTF is her problem?


flea - Oct 26, 2012 12:13:14 pm PDT #27173 of 30001
information libertarian

I am so glad that most of my workplaces have not involved adults who act like high schoolers. And I could use a pumpkin bread recipe; I have to make something for a Girl Scout bake sale, and I'm feeling like I need something seasonal and new.

Also, I am drinking. There's wine in the beef stew and wine in my glass. Since I spent most of the day holding an extremely feverish, at one scary point nearly delirious, six year old, I have earned it. Although possibly red wine and candy corn is not the best mixture.


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2012 12:37:59 pm PDT #27174 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My father is still sick, the power is out in Jamaica, my head hurts so much I cried through my dermatologist's appointment (none of my variegation is suspicious) and I just need to get stuff accomplished at work and I can't make decisions and I can't get information (don't send me emails asking for stuff if you then tell me you don' read email--I can call and check up on you, but I don't like nagging up the org chart) (and don't tell me it sounds like I have stuff "in my head" when you refuse to let me send you the document I'm reading from)


Liese S. - Oct 26, 2012 12:39:36 pm PDT #27175 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Eesh, scary. Get better, kiddo!

I am not drinking, although I should be. Heading out for the weekend retreat. Next time, remind me to say no to these nebulous calls for help.


SuziQ - Oct 26, 2012 12:51:39 pm PDT #27176 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Headache has slammed in full force. Gonna try a nap. K-Bug and her boyfriend are going to take CJ to his Halloween party tonight. Unfortunately CJ's girlfriend (!!!) won't be at the part.

Now that my kids are both attached, it is my turn? Hello? Bueller?


Theodosia - Oct 26, 2012 1:08:42 pm PDT #27177 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I took five bags worth of Stuff to Goodwill. Unfortunately, that's so I can make more room for my Mom's Stuff. Still, feeling a bit more accomplished here....


SuziQ - Oct 26, 2012 1:08:56 pm PDT #27178 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Hivemind - I need t-shirt site recommendations. I currently cruise teefury, woot, and thinkgeek but am looking for more. I traditionally load CJ up with a bunch of geeky/pop-culture/literary/science t-shirts each Christmas.