I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Oct 25, 2012 6:32:32 pm PDT #27046 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Thanks to Burrell, I just read the New Yorker's endorsement of Obama, which I found calming.

538 is looking better and better for Obama again.


Dana - Oct 25, 2012 6:39:27 pm PDT #27047 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I find that slightly calming too, though I was a lot happier when it was 85% instead of 70%.


§ ita § - Oct 25, 2012 6:44:28 pm PDT #27048 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have been running the data centre woman ragged (we go live with the new servers this weekend), and I just asked her for new servers, so we could upgrade mid-December. She flipped her nut. Why did we waste all this time spinning up virtual servers if you're just going to replace them two months later??? Uh, because that's the project plan? You really want us to install 64 bit 2008 on top of 32 bit 2003, or you want us to stay at 2003?

She immediately cc-ed my boss and manager like I was making up a need for 6 servers.I must have quite the reputation as a rogue business analyst, swooping through the data centre when no ones looking, and deploying wildly, but out of sight of the law.


Consuela - Oct 25, 2012 6:50:39 pm PDT #27049 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Puppy inn bed with you or mac?

Ack, no. Bad idea. Dog must be cratable, and should not get in the habit right away of sleeping with people.


sarameg - Oct 25, 2012 6:59:50 pm PDT #27050 of 30001

Yeah, I'm not a dog person, and our dogs always slept with us. Crating was unheard of.


Dana - Oct 25, 2012 7:23:01 pm PDT #27051 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Announcement: I could not love Andre Braugher any more. Literally. He has decimated my heart.


Steph L. - Oct 25, 2012 7:26:33 pm PDT #27052 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

He took 10% of your heart?

(Sorry, sorry.)

(Not a whole lot, though.)


Dana - Oct 25, 2012 7:29:12 pm PDT #27053 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I couldn't think of any other disputed words to throw in there on short notice.

Every time I get on a plane, and they say "We'll be taking off momentarily," I think of that scene in Sports Night where they say "Momentarily means both 'for a moment' and 'in a moment.'"


Steph L. - Oct 25, 2012 7:32:27 pm PDT #27054 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I always forget that "presently" and "disinterested" don't really mean what they seem like they mean.

And yet I get paid to edit. Stand back and marvel at that shit.


Steph L. - Oct 25, 2012 7:37:28 pm PDT #27055 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Let me make everyone's night a little surreal with the best damn headline I've read in a LONG time: Shark Falls From Sky Onto California Golf Course.

This is why I don't golf, yo. Because shit like that happens.