Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.

'War Stories'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


le nubian - Oct 19, 2012 11:23:03 am PDT #26354 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

She deeply concerned about the state of mess and clutter in my bedroom.

msbelle, sounds like you have someone there to help. can you put her on this task gradually?


msbelle - Oct 19, 2012 11:28:03 am PDT #26355 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

yes. She is nudging and I am getting stuff out. It's a good thing. My clothes are getting reduced, it is slow, but it is happening.


Sophia Brooks - Oct 19, 2012 11:29:03 am PDT #26356 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I think I need a nanny. I don't have a child, however, so this would be weird. I definitely need help, though.


meara - Oct 19, 2012 11:29:24 am PDT #26357 of 30001

Yeah, isn't that part of why you hired McPhee, to keep on top of these things?

...I have no Mac, but I still feel I need a McPhee. Hm. (ETA: Or, what Sophia said!)

Thank god it's almost the weekend. (Not helpful: I got my computer back from IT fixing it, and it didn't have my printer on it, and so I had to call the helpdesk to install it, and they're all "oh, we have to escalate that...they'll get back to you on Monday maybe?" Grr.)


Jesse - Oct 19, 2012 11:31:53 am PDT #26358 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Everyone could use a housewife.

Yesterday afternoon, I was asked to quickly write a thing. I did it, but as you might guess, it could be better. Send it out midday, got an email back just now that it could be better. From the very person who was saying speed is of the essence! At this point, it can be good or it can be fast, but not both. Bleh.


msbelle - Oct 19, 2012 11:40:29 am PDT #26359 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am so much better with decluttering adn organizing other people.


Consuela - Oct 19, 2012 11:42:36 am PDT #26360 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

As we used to say in consulting, you have to pick two out of these three: cheap, fast, and good. You can't have them all, and anyone who claims so is lying.

I have accomplished shoppage, although I need to go back out and get carrots and canned pineapple for the carrot cake. But, classically, my dad called while I was in the car, and he's all spun up because the damned pharmacist gave him all sorts of warnings about the meds. And then he went online and he's all worried about the meds and the psychiatrist.

I think I talked him down, reminded him how awful he was feeling and how agitated Mom has been, and that the Klonopin is the same basic drug as the Xanax, just longer-lasting. And I don't care what some jackasses on Yelp have to say about the doctor. He came recommended and seemed pretty professional to me.

So I think the crisis is averted, but my god, it was nearly noon and Mom hadn't taken her morning meds. This is why they need fulltime help.


Jesse - Oct 19, 2012 11:55:25 am PDT #26361 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OH THANK GOODNESS. I was expecting a piece of good news all week, and it kept not coming, and it finally came! But it got delivered to the wrong department, so I didn't get it until just now. Now I can go.

Happy Friday, y'all!


tommyrot - Oct 19, 2012 12:01:52 pm PDT #26362 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Good news is good.


msbelle - Oct 19, 2012 12:02:00 pm PDT #26363 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

The application for Bailey is IN!!! We should get initial word by middle of next week.