Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Oct 10, 2012 1:26:46 pm PDT #25230 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I wonder if I could get that printed on an oversized mug.

Heh. I was just thinking that (and just saved the image to my hard drive, because I actually have a Zazzle account and a folder full of public-domain images I've stumbled on that look like they belong on beverage containers).

Also, despite pretty severe depression I can usually tell sadness from anger because the latter comes with a jolt of need-to-punch-some-asshole adrenalin (regardless of whether there's an identifiable asshole to be punched), and the former makes me want to lie down and never punch anything again.

And I'm not clicking on sexy Bert and Ernie, and I also won't leave messages on a number with a general nameless message in no recognizable voice (unless someone like Polgara -- or my dad, but I think this may be the only thing on earth he has in common with Polgara [no, wait, he likes Buffy! Two things! But just those two] -- has warned me in advance).


tommyrot - Oct 10, 2012 1:27:06 pm PDT #25231 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Once fire trucks arrived at my old apartment just ask I was leaving. I asked a fireman if I should go back in and grab my cat. He said, "If you want to."


shrift - Oct 10, 2012 1:36:54 pm PDT #25232 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

That doesn't sound like my building.

Fingers crossed. Me, I just found out that there was a shooting at Argyle and Kenmore less than an hour ago.


le nubian - Oct 10, 2012 1:42:52 pm PDT #25233 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

shrift,

Argyle and Kenmore less than an hour ago

I assume these are streets, otherwise you are in a tough Sears store.


tommyrot - Oct 10, 2012 1:43:42 pm PDT #25234 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Heh.


Consuela - Oct 10, 2012 2:05:16 pm PDT #25235 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Can PBS survive without a government subsidy? Considering that only about $1.35 per year of our tax dollars goes to fund PBS which allows PBS to avoid pandering to commercial interests -- against the $40, $80 or $120 dollars per month that most cable subscribers pay in order to be allowed to watch commercials -- I'd say us taxpayers are getting a hell of a bargain.


tommyrot - Oct 10, 2012 2:15:44 pm PDT #25236 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So my feline companion and all my things are safe and sound. I walked the length of the block and couldn't figure out where the fire was.


JZ - Oct 10, 2012 2:23:34 pm PDT #25237 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Glad the Chicagoistas and their felines are safe.

I have such a crush on the family that just came by for a consult! Baby is unbearably cute with face-splitting gummy grins alternating with deeply serious 50-yard stares, mom is weary and wry, dad is a giant moose with a wild man beard almost to his navel, and the parents are talking to each other with a very Buffista-ish combination of cryptic verbal shorthand and glorious polysyllabic portmanteaus and archaicisms. Plus, they talk to the baby exactly the way I talked to Matilda at that age:

Dad: So, how's your day been going? Any observations on how we've implemented the agenda so far?

Baby: Glah!

Mom: Oh, that's interesting. I never thought of it that way, but I see your point.

Baby: Beeh!

Dad: That raises a point I hadn't considered. It calls for a thorough, cogent rebuttal, but unfortunately you are too darn cute.

I seriously want to adopt them all, right now.


Jesse - Oct 10, 2012 2:38:35 pm PDT #25238 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Aw!

Can PBS survive without a government subsidy?

That's a great post, and I don't know the author, ftr.

Although I do wish we could all stop talking about public media and get back to tax cuts and preexisting conditions.


Consuela - Oct 10, 2012 2:42:07 pm PDT #25239 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I don't know the author, ftr

Hah, I was going to ask!