Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Oct 02, 2012 9:36:34 am PDT #24177 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

OMG, a trifecta of cuteness: an orphaned wombat, kangaroo, and wallaby:

[link]

SO CUTE.


Sue - Oct 02, 2012 9:42:48 am PDT #24178 of 30001
hip deep in pie

That is a ridiculous level of adorable!


le nubian - Oct 02, 2012 10:08:04 am PDT #24179 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

[link]

"Women in Horror" Cake pops.

I think I'll take the set.


Burrell - Oct 02, 2012 10:44:00 am PDT #24180 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

At this point most supporters of both sides are playing the lowered expectations game so hard as to claim that their guy is preverbal, and if they manage to speak in complete sentences, win!

You can blame GWB for that one. That was precisely the argument put forward by the MSM for why he "won" the debates.


Lee - Oct 02, 2012 10:44:12 am PDT #24181 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Farmer eaten by his pigs: [link]

Tom, I think you need to Lee font that.

yes

Unless he was only partially eaten, and survived the energetic gnawing, I think. She'd be cool with that, right, Lee? Right?

NO


sumi - Oct 02, 2012 10:52:03 am PDT #24182 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Pigs are dangerous.

Also - so happy for Scrappy's news about her mom.

And my happy news: I went to the doctor and I've lost 20 pounds!!!

But - for some reason my blood pressure has gone up. That's not supposed to happen.

And last night I banged my head on a corner - (I was shifting some pillows in my bed around and thought I'd adjusted them up to the wall and wham! hit my head.) It aches.

Did I think to ask the doctor about it?

Of course not.

I think I was still stunned by the weight loss news.


Atropa - Oct 02, 2012 11:34:28 am PDT #24183 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I need the advice of the Buffista Hivemind: have any of you folks been to a media event where cellular devices aren't allowed? I'm going to a Tim Burton double-feature which will also be screening a featurette on the new Frankenweenie, and the the theatre just sent out the following update:

"There will be a "no tolerance" policy on any electronic devices in the auditorium, which includes cell phones. Security personnel will be on hand to check for devices, so we encourage patrons to leave cell phones and other devices in their cars or at home for this event, or else they will have to be checked at the door."

I'm not thrilled at the idea of checking my phone, but I don't really have another option.


le nubian - Oct 02, 2012 11:38:04 am PDT #24184 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Man, car thieves are going to have a field day breaking into cars at that event.


aurelia - Oct 02, 2012 12:05:37 pm PDT #24185 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Still want one of those little pigs for a pet?


Gudanov - Oct 02, 2012 12:07:24 pm PDT #24186 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Help me come up with Zombie-based vocabulary quiz questions for my son at [link] or via Twitter at #ZombieVocab. I don't want to have to think of them myself.