java,

but if you look at the chart, the overestimation is nation-wide and not necessarily based on what region of the country you are in.

easey peasey-ma for ita.

I'm working on my self-assessment, which is leading to crippling anxiety.

Pft. Let me write that for you: "I am so FUCKING awesome bee-yotch. I eat lightning and crap thunder! Or possibly I eat sushi and crap code. Actually, I eat a surprisingly well-balanced and tasty meal while crapping out well-balanced craps, all while doing quality work for y'all, and you should give me more money."

Based on my neighborhood, most illegal immigrants are Brazilian or Central American. And most of them work as cooks or at manual labor like landscaping or painting -- not exactly your "lazy" stereotype professions, you know?

I am "working from home", i.e., battling the hell out of a migraine, and I should be working on my self-assessment. I mean, I'm miserable already.

For the love of god, Bunim Murray has a camera crew here. I don't often say "only in LA" but this is an extra intense reason to want a room, but I'm not going anywhere near the nurse's desk until they're gone. For fuck's sake.

I don't know who that is, but I want them to go away.

You know how rare that is in this country, right?

This makes me sad.

But if you look at the chart, the overestimation is nation-wide and not necessarily based on what region of the country you are in.

Oh, sure. I was just making the point that I have no idea really about demographics. I should pay more attention.

Oh, they're the company that brought us the Real World. But why the Fuck are the cameramen in scrubs?

I think I'm the only patient left waiting. I'm trying not to cry or freeze to death, and i can't get a blanket without going too closer to the crew again.

I've even completed my complaint to the airline. I got nothing.

They just released the full video, apparently. Things could get more interesting.

Also interesting:

Rumor has it the source was Jimmy Carter's grandson. (Taken, probably, by one of the catering staff.)

And this is the guy who hosted the dinner:

Leder, a relative unknown outside of the financial world, was cited by The New York Times last year for driving approximately one out of every five companies he owns into bankruptcy, resulting in a run long of layoffs and pension disputes since 2008. He’s also know to have a fondness for hosting lavish sex parties, according to The New York Post, and has long been a strong supporter of Romney’s, who he credits with inspiring his career in private equity.

I'm pretty sure they just fake took me back. This isn't a real room, and they can't treat me here. I bet they need the whole waiting room for the cameras.