Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Sep 17, 2012 3:35:44 pm PDT #22447 of 30001

Trade it in like move somewhere else? I guess in theory I could, but it's not easy (not that moving to the US is easy!) and less urgent of a change, really. Though if I were needing/wanting to move from a 3rd world country, I'd probably go with whoever was easiest to move to/become a citizen of/whatever, and better than my current situation, rather than "who is the most awesomest ever".


sarameg - Sep 17, 2012 3:57:13 pm PDT #22448 of 30001

The song playing on Bones right now bugs Pumpkin -t he hey! ho!s woke her up and had her glaring accusingly at the tv.


Steph L. - Sep 17, 2012 4:13:09 pm PDT #22449 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Just saw a category of "things associated with hipsters."

PBR, those fucking straw hats, John Deere baseball hats, skinny jeans.


smonster - Sep 17, 2012 4:14:44 pm PDT #22450 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Neckbeards, Indian headdresses, ghastly 80s sweaters, ghastly 80s glasses, ghastly 80s anything, moustaches in weird places (like necklaces and pillows).


Steph L. - Sep 17, 2012 4:20:59 pm PDT #22451 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Indian headdresses? For real?

The hipsters in Northside are slacking. Or I don't get invited to their parties. t weeps


smonster - Sep 17, 2012 4:28:23 pm PDT #22452 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Well, feathers in general. But yes, headdresses - [link]

Happy birthday to Lee!! May your next year and years be fabulous and fun, just like you.

And happy ten years to the Phoenix Board! When we temporarily went missing the other day, I realized I would rather lose the contents of my personal hard drive (heavens forfend) than lose the history of this board.


sarameg - Sep 17, 2012 4:32:34 pm PDT #22453 of 30001

We have MICA (Maryland Institute College of Art) hipsters. They were ahead of the curve. I can't figure out why anyone would want to look like me and my awkward preteen peers in the late 80s, tossed with a side of bedhead and unwashed, bonus muffintops or baggy boy butts, but there you go.

There's a waitress at a place I go to fairly often who I refer to as Sullen Girl. She's a boring sort of dark hipster EXCEPT! she earned her nickname! She wears the most affectless, soul-sucking expression while she works. It's truly amazing. I actually saw her laugh while out on break and it was a different person completely. I think people must tip her out of pity, thinking she's fallen down a deep dark well.


Typo Boy - Sep 17, 2012 4:36:26 pm PDT #22454 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Has Romney just lost the election?: [link]

Video from private fundraiser where he disses about half the population.


Steph L. - Sep 17, 2012 4:39:30 pm PDT #22455 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Well, feathers in general. But yes, headdresses

What the hell, hipsters.

Has Romney just lost the election?

I think he was always going to lose, but DAMN. Clips of that are going to be on an endless loop from now until election day. Coffin, meet nail.


Atropa - Sep 17, 2012 4:41:31 pm PDT #22456 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Has Romney just lost the election?

Good G-d I hope so. But I'm still going to keep reminding people to register and to VOTE.