He replied, "C'mon, if you could go after some of these guys with a stick, you would. You'd probably use a bat."
It's nice to be understood.
I'm totally the violent one in the office. This is why I'm not allowed to talk to the authors on the phone. (No, really. It's not an Actual Office Rule, per se; it's just better when Incompetent!Boss or Chatty talks to them, because they are nice and I am stabby.)
If we're gonna elect an animal for President, what this country really needs right now is a calming manatee.
May I tag this?
t edit
Damn it! Too slow!
May I tag this? <edit> Damn it! Too slow!
Calming manatees for everyone!
I am giving you and your tagline the stinkeye. STINKEYE.
t cries in a corner
My tagline doesn't care. It has a calming manatee.
If the GOP ran an actual elephant it would win Kansas.
Even if it was born in Africa?
I dunno, would an Asian elephant be better?!?
I need to take two calming manatees and go back to bed.
A very Buffista XKCD: [link]
OK, I'm off to Clintonville for the weekend. And it's a beautiful day for driving....
The fact that Twitter is borked means I have no place but here to announce that Twitter is borked.