She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


quester - Sep 07, 2012 4:41:58 pm PDT #21401 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I would not be surprised if the fancy bag story happened to somebody, actually.

Skipped a bunch of posts to reply to this. As I recall, there was a garbage strike in either Chicago or New York in the 70s, I think. Some people wrapped their garbage in fancy paper like presents and left them in their "accidentally" unlocked cars, so it was stolen by thieves who were very disappointed with their haul.

I don't think it worked too many times, but it was around the holidays so it happened often enough.


Jesse - Sep 07, 2012 4:47:04 pm PDT #21402 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Two things from my evening: I was only at the event because of one couple who was there. At one point, the wife asked how long I had to be there.... The real answer was, "Five minutes longer than you!" But I did not say that.

They finally left, and I went back to my office to get my purse. But the cleaning people had been through, and locked my office! With my key inside! I finally got a security guy to let me in, but thank goodness other coworkers were still around to suggest that, because I hadn't thought of it.


shrift - Sep 07, 2012 4:49:28 pm PDT #21403 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

If the past three days are any indication, this weekend I shall be coughing, sneezing, and incessantly blowing my nose.


sarameg - Sep 07, 2012 5:11:23 pm PDT #21404 of 30001

Go, msbelle!


Kalshane - Sep 07, 2012 5:27:57 pm PDT #21405 of 30001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

This weekend involves a chiro appointment, family haircuts, yard work and rebuilding the HTPC (the hard drive blew up) so maybe we can actually cut (or at least trim) the cord soon.

Go to Google! Their Doodle is for Star Trek! It has animation and sound and a plot!

That is awesome.

So apparently Brendon Ayanbadejo of the Baltimore Ravens spoke out in favor of a gay marriage intiative in Maryland.

Maryland state delegate Emmett C. Burns Jr. then wrote the owner of the Ravens to say he shouldn't be letting his employees speak out with such controversial views.

Chris Kluwe of the Minnesota Vikings responded by laying the smack down. (Warning: Lots of vulgar langauge) [link]

Choice quote: "I can't even begin to fathom the cognitive dissonance that must be coursing through your rapidly addled mind right now; the mental gymnastics your brain has to tortuously contort itself through to make such a preposterous statement are surely worthy of an Olympic gold medal (the Russian judge gives you a 10 for "beautiful oppressionism")."

As a Bears fan I am required to hate the Vikings, but I can't help but think Kluwe is awesome. (He also did a Q&A on Deadspin recently that was hilarious with bits of geekiness and plenty of vulgarity thrown in.)


sarameg - Sep 07, 2012 5:36:52 pm PDT #21406 of 30001

Ayanbadejo also responded: [link]

I have to admit, I don't give a shit about football, but both Ayanbadejo and Kluwe knock me over daid with their smackdowns. There's hope. And damn, way to make me feel chagrined to think of football players as inarticulate jocks.


Calli - Sep 07, 2012 5:51:10 pm PDT #21407 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Kudos to both of them! Maybe I'll watch a little more football this fall.


Kalshane - Sep 07, 2012 6:02:28 pm PDT #21408 of 30001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Also encouraging that the team and the player's association are supporting Ayanbadejo's right to speak, even if they aren't saying the agree or disagree with him.

Burns, meanwhile, continues to be an idiot (from Sarameg's link): “Football is the most masculine sport there is out there, and same-sex marriage goes against that as far as I'm concerned,” he said. “I think it's best that a football player leaves that alone.”

Right. Because it's impossible to be gay and be masculine. And masculinity is somehow superior.


Zenkitty - Sep 07, 2012 6:03:38 pm PDT #21409 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I made a quesadilla without the tortilla. I melted cheddar and Gouda cheese over cut-up Southwestern-spiced chicken (from Butterball! you didn't think I cooked it and cut it up myself, did you?) and put it in a bowl, and it is yummy. I am the anti-gourmand.


§ ita § - Sep 07, 2012 6:09:43 pm PDT #21410 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My sister just sent me an email telling me to buy a tablet for one of my cousins.

That's it--buy a tablet.

How can she possibly think I'm willing to take that decision upon myself?