I read an office wide update about a matter I wasn't working on, recognized a name from our matter and sent a three- letter email (with three exclamation points) and now I'm being canonized.

Now I'm trying to figure out which three letters would convey the kind of info that would be canonized...

OMG

I am assuming WTF. But maybe that's just me.

I guess I don't mean believable-- I guess I mean funny- possibly it is just me, but the idea of glitter hair spray on pubic hair is hysterical, and the idea of glitter hair spray on skin is just weird. and possibly sticky.

Fair enough.

FYI

Now I'm trying to figure out which three letters would convey the kind of info that would be canonized...

So am I!

In other news, I'd forgotten that I'd made deviled eggs yesterday, just because I wanted a couple, and it was like a big, happy surprise when I opened the fridge today.

I'd heard about the glitter spray gyno visit, but I kind of skimmed past the fancy bag story. But since it involves dog poop(?), I'm OK with that.

See, the way I remember that story is it was a washcloth that was used to cleanse, but had already been used by a child and had glitter on it. Knowing how glitter is impossible to eradicate makes it slightly more believable...but if you were really trying to last minute not-shower, wouldn't you use a clean washcloth??

washcloth that was used to cleanse

That's the version I heard, too.

Oo! FYI sounds like a winner.

All I could think of was WTF, and OMG, and both of those seemed not that likely, though, depending on the office, I guess...

FYI makes MUCH more sense (though I secretly kind of hope it was WTF, however unlikely).