Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Sep 07, 2012 9:47:09 am PDT #21353 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

FYI


JenP - Sep 07, 2012 9:48:16 am PDT #21354 of 30001

Now I'm trying to figure out which three letters would convey the kind of info that would be canonized...

So am I!

In other news, I'd forgotten that I'd made deviled eggs yesterday, just because I wanted a couple, and it was like a big, happy surprise when I opened the fridge today.

I'd heard about the glitter spray gyno visit, but I kind of skimmed past the fancy bag story. But since it involves dog poop(?), I'm OK with that.


meara - Sep 07, 2012 9:48:50 am PDT #21355 of 30001

See, the way I remember that story is it was a washcloth that was used to cleanse, but had already been used by a child and had glitter on it. Knowing how glitter is impossible to eradicate makes it slightly more believable...but if you were really trying to last minute not-shower, wouldn't you use a clean washcloth??


JenP - Sep 07, 2012 9:49:52 am PDT #21356 of 30001

washcloth that was used to cleanse

That's the version I heard, too.


Polgara - Sep 07, 2012 9:50:14 am PDT #21357 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

Oo! FYI sounds like a winner.


JenP - Sep 07, 2012 9:52:29 am PDT #21358 of 30001

All I could think of was WTF, and OMG, and both of those seemed not that likely, though, depending on the office, I guess...

FYI makes MUCH more sense (though I secretly kind of hope it was WTF, however unlikely).


bon bon - Sep 07, 2012 9:53:24 am PDT #21359 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Ha! We were looking at a suspicious account that had a three letter name; the initials of the person in common.


Polgara - Sep 07, 2012 9:55:19 am PDT #21360 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

Damn, initials was my first instinct, but I couldn't work out how that would be important.


Jessica - Sep 07, 2012 9:58:38 am PDT #21361 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's a much better story if the initials in question are LOL. IJS.


JenP - Sep 07, 2012 9:59:17 am PDT #21362 of 30001

ITA.