Okay, I admit that my first thought was "In your ASS?!" which probably isn't helpful. Sorry... Surely it can't actually be as big as the image my mind immediately conjured.

You can test whether it works before you go all the way and get it implanted, right?

ita,

no alternatives? really?

I'm sorry, but I don't believe it.

What kind of treatment is this exactly?

Wow, ita. If it works, though...

You can test whether it works before you go all the way and get it implanted, right?

This would seem in order.

I have just had my world shaken a little bit: We have a primary on Thursday, so I went to look at the ballot to see if I had anything to vote for, and learned that thanks to redistricting this year, my Member of Congress is not who I thought it was! And not who I wanted it to be! I mean, Ed Markey is fine, but I don't know him personally.

What kind of treatment is this exactly?

What kind of doctor is this exactly?

But seriously, if it turns out to be a solution - all the less weird sounding stuff hasn't been as effective as it should, so maybe going off the grid a bit isn't so out there? But I wish you alternatives.

Jesse, my dad knew Markey personally, and he hated him. But that probably doesn't help. He's been the rep for over twenty-five years, though, so maybe he's better now?

Jesse, consider pretending that Biz Markie is your rep instead. Consider him just a friend.

No alternatives seems like a stretch, but I could see how electrical current could be a solution for you. I could also see how that might be a little freaky to have in your body.

ita is like 3 steps away from becoming Ironwoman or $6 million woman.