I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Polgara - Sep 04, 2012 8:32:18 am PDT #20883 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

Jesse, my dad knew Markey personally, and he hated him. But that probably doesn't help. He's been the rep for over twenty-five years, though, so maybe he's better now?


flea - Sep 04, 2012 8:36:22 am PDT #20884 of 30001
information libertarian

Jesse, consider pretending that Biz Markie is your rep instead. Consider him just a friend.


aurelia - Sep 04, 2012 8:44:41 am PDT #20885 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

No alternatives seems like a stretch, but I could see how electrical current could be a solution for you. I could also see how that might be a little freaky to have in your body.


le nubian - Sep 04, 2012 8:46:27 am PDT #20886 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

le nubian - Sep 04, 2012 8:46:28 am PDT #20887 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

ita is like 3 steps away from becoming Ironwoman or $6 million woman.


Juliebird - Sep 04, 2012 8:48:08 am PDT #20888 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

Now I'm picturing Tony Stark with his left butt cheek glowing.


le nubian - Sep 04, 2012 8:50:38 am PDT #20889 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

LOL! (man Julie, I'm at work with my office door open and I just guffawed)


le nubian - Sep 04, 2012 8:51:54 am PDT #20890 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

So, I am trying to get my voicemail to work and getting errors. So I called the campus "help" line and they told me they can't help me, but to call another number.

I am emailed a transcript of the chat and noticed they put the priority of my problem at "very low."

Um, I need my voicemail to work. I know this is not a terrorist threat, but I would not consider this "very low."

Insulted.


meara - Sep 04, 2012 8:54:54 am PDT #20891 of 30001

Jesse, consider pretending that Biz Markie is your rep instead. Consider him just a friend.

Hahahahah! OK, that made me laugh.

I was on vacation three days. And OMG I seriously don't want to be doing this job. All the things make me want to yell at people and quit. It's RIDICULOUS.


Jesse - Sep 04, 2012 9:00:31 am PDT #20892 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse, my dad knew Markey personally, and he hated him. But that probably doesn't help. He's been the rep for over twenty-five years, though, so maybe he's better now?

I don't mind if he's an asshole personally, really.... I mean, plenty of people hate Mike Capuano (my former Rep.), I'm just not one of them.

Jesse, consider pretending that Biz Markie is your rep instead. Consider him just a friend.

Hahahaha! That is the best.