A republican on my friends list just posted about how the left wing believes any lie the liberal media throws at them--and that we should calm down because Romney isn't the conservative that everyone is claiming he is.

*facepalm* Not a word on the fact that his party calls Obama a secret Muslim Kenyan Marxist.

Timelies all!

Ah, the old "liberal media". Excuse me while I laugh bitterly.

Oh good LORD. My mother and I were supposed to go get our nails done this morning, but now she has to take my grandmother to the hospital, so I guess I'm going to get the mani-pedi, because we would pay for it regardless? That just doesn't feel right. And of course I missed her call by 5 minutes in the shower, and she doesn't have her cell phone on. OY.

I mean, it doesn't feel right that I'll be getting my nails done while they are taking my grandmother to the hospital, not that it doesn't feel right to have to pay if I cancel the appointment 45 minutes out, in case that wasn't clear.

What happened, Jesse?

Her heart, I guess. I hope they are bringing her to my local hospital, but don't actually know. Argh, turn on your phone, mom!!

Jesse, do your thing. Keep accessible by phone--but go get your mani pedi and keep trying to call your mother. Interrupt it in the middle if you need to, rather than cancel outright if you don't know anything.

Hec--I need examples of women with buzzcut Sigourney/Salvail/Natalie Portman after V hair. Gimme your files, pictures 500px and bigger.

What ita said, Jesse. Sitting around brooding and wondering at home isn't going to get anything accomplished.

Salvail

Who's that?

I just saw a picture of someone else with a shaved head, and it took me a minute to figure out who it was. And now, of course, I can't remember. I thought it was Natalie Portman, but it wasn't. Shoot.

Hec--I need examples of women with buzzcut Sigourney/Salvail/Natalie Portman after V hair. Gimme your files, pictures 500px and bigger.

Okay. Gimme a little time to cull and make sure I've got high enough resolution for you and I'll send you a dropbox link to a zip file or some such.

Is this for your personal reference or is Provocateuse branching out to address my needs?

Provocateuse isn't specifying, Hec--I just want to make sure my hairstyle is better represented among the women. I just bumped the Eve Salvail page up to 14 pics (she's one of my longest time girlcrushes--her absence made no sense at all--but luckily it seems someone uploaded a bunch of her pics a month or so ago). Thank you!

Amy, she's a French Canadian model from back when supermodel was a proper thing. She not only wore a buzzcut, she was also the original (fine, whatevs) girl with a dragon tattoo--on her scalp. Rad: [link]

She is the only female supermodel I've seen in person, and she was precisely that ridiculously gorgeous walking up St. Laurent with her buds.