I would not go to work with no water. No HOT water I could make do with, but no water means no teeth brushing.

I want to do a study of the comments on the original "mansplaining" article to count how many of the comments are men explaining mansplaining, discounting the women's experiences of mansplaining because they have never noticed it or making a "joke" like "Because women are constantly asking their men "Why are you doing fill-in-the-blank?" or "Why did you do fill-in-the-blank?" practically every time we turn around. It's like constantly being on trial for our every waking move."

Roger Ebert just shared the article on Facebook, and the comments are hysterical. Article: [link]

No HOT water I could make do with, but no water means no teeth brushing.

Luckily, I had water in the Brita that I used to brush my teeth and make coffee. And I cleaned the rest of me with face-cleaning wipes!

If I had been a little smarter, I would have come to work earlier and showered here, but whatever.

At least when I got outside, the street is all torn up, so it's not that my building is crappy.

no water means no teeth brushing.

Apparently Tim really, really wanted to brush his teeth but I got in the bathroom before him (there is no way we can both be in there at the same time; it's like a damn closet), so he took his toothbrush and went to work. I assume he planned to brush his teeth there, and it wasn't just a dramatic gesture to indicate disdain for me getting in the bathroom first.

I just finished listening to the David Rakoff excerpt show on This American Life, and now I has a sad. They ended with "What'll I Do", which brought the allergies.

I'm still pretty sad and angry, all things considered.

ION, this is interesting: A guy who has been in IT here for 25 years is leaving to go back to school to become a kindergarten teacher! I kind of love that.

Roger Ebert just shared the article on Facebook, and the comments are hysterical.

Wow, those comments went from zero to 'splaintastic at the speed of light +5. The Internet is already full of comment threads that prove the thesis (is there a named law for that? There should be), but that has got to be a record.

I am tired. I think I need to have something serious enough to keep me out of work for about a week, but not serius enough to require hospitilization. probably should be something with a contagain risk. mono?

I've always wanted to call in sick with a case of death rattle....

mono will lay you out for months, msbelle! If you want a week, I say go with flu. Or better yet, just a really bad cold that you can convince everyone is actually the flu.

It's all just dreaming anyway. I need a Dr. note after 3 consecutive days and until E is in school I would need to drive him into camp which is just as far as work.