Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Aug 06, 2012 7:13:36 am PDT #17081 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Irish commentator reports on Olympic sailing.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA, oh that was fantastic.


tommyrot - Aug 06, 2012 7:14:37 am PDT #17082 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How cool is this?

A photograph of Curiosity during landing has been leaked!

A few hours ago, NASA's HiRISE team announced that it had acquired an image of Curiosity during its epic descent to the Martian surface. That image has originally scheduled to be released at NASA's morning press conference, scheduled for 9:00 am PT, but Spaceflight 101 and Discover magazine are reporting that the image of Curiosity has been leaked. Here is that image, which shows the rover descending toward the surface of the planet via its massive supersonic parachute:

To be clear: this is not a model, a simulation, or an artist's rendering. This is an actual photograph of the actual rover, descending on its actual freaking parachute, on a planet hundreds of millions of miles away. It was photographed from an entirely separate spacecraft that is currently orbiting Mars using HiRISE, the most powerful camera we've ever sent to another planet. It looks pretty convincing to us, but we'll have to wait until the press conference to see if it's the real deal.


Zenkitty - Aug 06, 2012 7:27:41 am PDT #17083 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Irish commentator reports on Olympic sailing. Not safe for work, due to language, but hysterical.

BWAHAHAHA! I am moving to Ireland to live there forever.

How cool is this?

Incredibly fecking cool. that's how!

Cash, to provide another anecdata point, I didn't lose any weight when I switched to Wellbutrin. I agree with Steph.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 06, 2012 7:38:32 am PDT #17084 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I just offered someone a bottle of wine in exchange for a taxidermied bullfrog playing an upright bass.

Are you secretly The Bloggess?


§ ita § - Aug 06, 2012 7:40:49 am PDT #17085 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think it's kinda remarkable how not afoul Usain Bolt has run of the press in general. He somehow manages to buy into his own legend, party like a rockstar, win more often than not, but not always, but hasn't driven the US press away from him.

Talk about frame of mind and finish position--the Jamaican story on the race I was just reading said that Tyson Gay was reduced to tears after running his season's best time. It was, just, you know--fourth.


Amy - Aug 06, 2012 7:46:20 am PDT #17086 of 30001
Because books.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA, oh that was fantastic.

The end was the best.


Theodosia - Aug 06, 2012 7:46:42 am PDT #17087 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

How cool is this?

That is almost as cool as the landing itself!

I'm running out of adequate adjectives to sum up my feelings about this.


P.M. Marc - Aug 06, 2012 7:49:34 am PDT #17088 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

And Wellbutrin can cause weight loss. But sometimes Wellbutrin *doesn't* cause weight loss. (I took Wellbutin 2 separate times, about a year apart; the first time I lost weight, the second time I didn't. So I don't have a lot of faith in it as being helpful for weight loss.)

SOMETIMES IT CAN CAUSE GAIN.

Not that I'm bitter.


amyth - Aug 06, 2012 7:52:34 am PDT #17089 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

And in extremely rare instances, sometimes it can cause seizures. That you keep having for the rest of your life, unless you take meds. For the rest of your life.

I AM bitter.


Steph L. - Aug 06, 2012 7:53:32 am PDT #17090 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I just offered someone a bottle of wine in exchange for a taxidermied bullfrog playing an upright bass.

Are you secretly The Bloggess?

Oh my god, I should e-mail her, or tweet her (I don't know how to tweet at someone, though, so that won't work [I only have a Twitter account for following The Goddamn Batman and Feminist Hulk]) or something!

I SHOULD MAKE T-SHIRTS!