You got fired, and you still hang around here like a big loser. Why can't he?

Cordelia ,'Chosen'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Aug 03, 2012 6:52:17 pm PDT #16832 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I have ripe figs on the tree in my yard. Fig ideas, anyone?

Split them, stuff them with goat cheese and wrap them in prosciutto. Stick them under the broiler (or on the grill) just long enough the crisp up the prosciutto


Burrell - Aug 03, 2012 6:52:21 pm PDT #16833 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Good move, bob bob!

I will happily come by and scoop up some fruit, Kat. Although I admit there's something about figs, pears and quince that seems like they're from an earlier era, aren't they Renaissance delicacies? Or is my brain misremembering things again?

Fresh figs are lovely with sugar and cream on them, then again, what wouldn't be?


sarameg - Aug 03, 2012 6:53:42 pm PDT #16834 of 30001

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Kat - Aug 03, 2012 6:56:54 pm PDT #16835 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I think quince will always be renaissance in my head.

We also have two cherimoya trees but they don't have any fruit. My yard is weird.

Apparently, fig newtons are best made with dry figs. So if I want to make fig newtons (my original plan) then I'll have to dry the figs first. Blargh.


Burrell - Aug 03, 2012 7:04:02 pm PDT #16836 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Bummer no fruit, cherimoya are yummy.


Kat - Aug 03, 2012 7:04:56 pm PDT #16837 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I think they have fruit in winter and spring. We have a ton of flowers on the tree.


-t - Aug 03, 2012 7:11:26 pm PDT #16838 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I know when I lived in a house that had a fig tree I made tons of some kind of fig based cookie. They were not very newton-like, but tasty. Possibly a recipe from californiafigs.com

My favorite is figs hot off the tree, just split 'em with my thumbs and eat. Yum. No way we could go through all the figs that way, though


Atropa - Aug 03, 2012 7:36:34 pm PDT #16839 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I have ripe figs on the tree in my yard. Fig ideas, anyone?

Split them, stuff them with goat cheese and wrap them in prosciutto. Stick them under the broiler (or on the grill) just long enough the crisp up the prosciutto.

Someone bring me a plate of those right now, please?


Vortex - Aug 03, 2012 7:38:03 pm PDT #16840 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

If you come to Connecticut, I can have them hot when you get here.


Steph L. - Aug 03, 2012 7:41:43 pm PDT #16841 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Has anyone else seen the new lolcat/meme thing where they say "ermagerd"?

I hate it with the fire of 1,000 suns. More. ALL THE SUNS.

So of course my friends post pictures with it to my FB wall just to drive me batshit insane. Bunch of scapegraces, they are.

Went to a damn good baseball game tonight (who wants to be hit with a 100-mph pitch? not me! [neither did the batter]) that, randomly, Charlie and Martin Sheen were at. The crowd-cam kept them up on the Jumbotron for longer than normal, until the crowd realized that's really who it was. V. strange for Cincinnati.