And now for something completely different: watches!

Diesel Batman Dark Knight Rises Limited Edition

Diesel Bane Dark Knight Rises Limited Edition

I need to find a cute, cool geeky tank and a sexy skirt for my 40th bday party.

Oh, and to fan the flames:

Is it "I haven't the foggiest notion" or "I haven't the vaguest notion?"

My mom said foggiest, and I did too, till I went to college and switched to vaguest.

Discuss. Kerfuffle. Whilst I edit.

I'm of the opinion that multiple similar-sounding idioms are not a real problem. Thing/think can coexist, and so can foggiest/vaguest.

I for one am delighted to now know the term "eggcorn." It's hilarious. Like when my friend who teaches middle school history got a paper that had the phrase "aunt sisters" for "ancestors." And I'd heard both "another thing coming" and "another think coming" before, but the first I hear more often. Didn't realize that "think" came first.

I don't see any reason a notion can't be either vague or foggy, but my confusion about the thing coming--well, if I'd heard "it's an antiquated expression and they talked funny back then" I might leave it alone, but since people are saying "your way doesn't makes sense, this way does"--uh, that's not the argument that's gonna convince me of anything useful.

My boss chewed me out about a lot of things that were clearly not my fault this morning, and my manager literally gave me the opposite direction in every regard half an hour later. Luckily I got the chance to tell her about the contradiction just before she went into a meeting with him, so hopefully they will Thunderdome and leave me out of this. I'm only working a half day today, so...less than 2 hours remaining...

ugh ita, they keep putting you in impossible positions at work.

PS ita I sent you an email

Vague and foggy are both fine for types of notions.

Did anyone else see Stephen Colbert try some dressage this week? He was pretty funny.

Yeah, that was really funny. He looked terrified of that horse, poor thing!

Dammit, I can't find dressage on my schedule anywhere.

Our local paper is proudly touting the lines of people at Chick-fil-a yesterday. Apparently they're standing up for decency and free speech.

If that were going on here, I would sit beside the Chick-Fil-a and loudly eat from a McDonald's bag. Or someplace that has a good track record in human rights, I guess I'd have to do some research if I were really going to do that. McDonald's is okay, right?

My own eggcorn was writing "Sir Vantes" on a lit exam in middle school. I'd never seen it written out before. The teacher took off points, which made me mad; I mean, clearly I knew the answer!

I would say "foggiest idea" and "vaguest notion". But I don't feel strongly about it.