Did anyone else see Stephen Colbert try some dressage this week? He was pretty funny.

Yeah, that was really funny. He looked terrified of that horse, poor thing!

Dammit, I can't find dressage on my schedule anywhere.

Our local paper is proudly touting the lines of people at Chick-fil-a yesterday. Apparently they're standing up for decency and free speech.

If that were going on here, I would sit beside the Chick-Fil-a and loudly eat from a McDonald's bag. Or someplace that has a good track record in human rights, I guess I'd have to do some research if I were really going to do that. McDonald's is okay, right?

My own eggcorn was writing "Sir Vantes" on a lit exam in middle school. I'd never seen it written out before. The teacher took off points, which made me mad; I mean, clearly I knew the answer!

I would say "foggiest idea" and "vaguest notion". But I don't feel strongly about it.

"Sir Vantes"

That just makes me laugh and laugh. It is so cute!

He's the guy who wrote about Donkey Hodie, right??

Heh. I did the same thing with Jackie Bear

FUCKING FRENCH, MAN. I think it's a conspiracy--they just pretend to have rules they share.

Seriously, teachers should write peoples' names on the blackboard or something! "Camoo?"

Random bitchy comment I can't make anywhere else: dear Steampunk, you know I love you, but I REALLY miss the days when I could use the search keywords "gothic Victorian" and not be presented with gear-encrusted ... everything. Put down the glue gun.

Despite the not-exactly-safe-for-work title, I have to share this essay on what the Chick-Fil-A fuss is really about. Hint: It isn't freedom of speech.

What, no gear-encrusted brassiere for you, Jilli?