Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Aug 01, 2012 5:48:38 pm PDT #16468 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

When you leave grammar, you've gone to the dark side.

Are you telling me there is no (other) instance of ungrammatical-yet-acceptable-because-amusing plays on words in literature or popular culture? I wish I were more than passing familiar with Shakespeare's works; I'll bet he coined a few of them.

Also, cookies.


Steph L. - Aug 01, 2012 5:49:01 pm PDT #16469 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It's not supposed to be grammatical, it's supposed to be amusing! It's a play on words! Why is there no whimsy in your soul?

It's not a play on words; it's a threat! Threats have way more teeth when they're grammatical!

My whimsy was in the tooth that got pulled. I had a whimsectomy.


Steph L. - Aug 01, 2012 5:49:19 pm PDT #16470 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Also, cookies.

I want cookies.


smonster - Aug 01, 2012 5:50:44 pm PDT #16471 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

::high-fives Ginger for the x-posted link::

Please tell me no one here says "for all intensive purposes." Please. Can I cling to that hope?


-t - Aug 01, 2012 5:51:38 pm PDT #16472 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Tep's been de-whimsified! Oh no!

Annie's Boobs! Blorgons!

We may need to install bionic zombie whimsy.


smonster - Aug 01, 2012 5:53:27 pm PDT #16473 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

It's not a play on words; it's a threat! Threats have way more teeth when they're grammatical!

It is grammatical!


Steph L. - Aug 01, 2012 5:54:23 pm PDT #16474 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Please tell me no one here says "for all intensive purposes." Please. Can I cling to that hope?

I just threw up in my mouth a little.


amych - Aug 01, 2012 5:54:33 pm PDT #16475 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

ROB HALFORD!


Consuela - Aug 01, 2012 5:56:14 pm PDT #16476 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I made a batch of molasses cooks in the mountains this weekend, and I threw the last of them in the freezer. So three are defrosting on the counter right now. Go me.


Steph L. - Aug 01, 2012 5:57:04 pm PDT #16477 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Tim just told me he didn't know it wasn't "For all intensive purposes."

I think I'll let him live. MAYBE.

He's remaining totally neutral on the thing/think issue. (I suspect he believes we are all totally crazy.)