How did he get into your place, Dana?
I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
Xander ,'First Date'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jul 30, 2012 2:59:19 pm PDT #16104 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dana - Jul 30, 2012 3:01:12 pm PDT #16105 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Trickery.
No, he showed up to collect the cable box. And I realize that account of the story sounds a lot more salacious than it is. Husband answered the door. I stayed on the couch under my blanket, as I was in my pajamas and unable to entertain callers.
§ ita § - Jul 30, 2012 3:05:20 pm PDT #16106 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
unable to entertain callers
Oh, don't underestimate yourself.
I think I've discovered a win-win way to end a conversation with a person who keeps jabbing back for the last word. Offer them the last word, since it clearly means a lot to them.
§ ita § - Jul 30, 2012 3:17:31 pm PDT #16107 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My god--Modcloth has some hideous swimsuits. Look at this: [link] -- who does that flatter? And if you can't find a good model for this [link] I'm not going to risk buying it.
They have a number of classic standards, but some of their deviations are dodgy as all fuck.
And I would love to rock this [link] but I'm not sure who (apart from the model) can.
Jesse - Jul 30, 2012 3:20:24 pm PDT #16108 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My god--Modcloth has some hideous swimsuits.
Oh my.
Jesus fuck. Now I think my cat is having an anal gland issue. If I have to take him to the vet this week, I might cry.
brenda m - Jul 30, 2012 3:22:27 pm PDT #16109 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Look at this: [link] -- who does that flatter?
When it's just too hot to wear your mom jeans to the beach.
Jesse - Jul 30, 2012 3:22:55 pm PDT #16110 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I could rock the high-bottom, but what's up with the strings?
javachik - Jul 30, 2012 3:23:49 pm PDT #16111 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Oh, Jesse. That sucks so much. And even more for your poor kitty!
It's something that the military is aware of, but tends to get glossed over, but massive troop deployment always winds up taking its share of casualties on shit like that. I was surprised to find out that friendly fire accounts for about 20% of battle casualties.
Far and away one of the most unsettling aspects of reading (your friend) Hillenbrand's book Unbroken was the startling number of lives lost in training, rescue attempts, etc.
Jesse - Jul 30, 2012 3:24:52 pm PDT #16112 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh, Jesse. That sucks so much. And even more for your poor kitty!
Yeah, he feels terrible. And looks so skinny! :(
flea - Jul 30, 2012 3:26:00 pm PDT #16113 of 30001
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Casper could rock those bottoms - in fact, they look suspiciously like something in the Lands End kids line.
In other fashion news, I bought Casper a black rah-rah skirt today, and she already has knee-high black 3-layers-of-fringe Minnetonka boots (a birthday present from ebay.) She's basically living in 1986, fashion-wise. I am hesitant to tell her so. (Shopping with her was hilarious today. I wanted to buy her a classic little-girls dress - we're going to my grandfather's 90th birthday party this weekend - and she kept saying, 'that's something a SIX year old would wear.' I think she won.) (In other other fashion news, my mother told me she's thinking of wearing a tunic and capri leggings to said birthday party. She's 62, people. Am I going to be the only age-appropriate person there?)