I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jul 26, 2012 7:58:37 am PDT #15530 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, you guys -- the PBS series Nature is going to have a whole show about "Animal Odd Couples," and it looks so cute! With scientists talking about how it's bad or whatever, but wait until you see the monkey licking the lizard's face!! Or similar.


tommyrot - Jul 26, 2012 8:10:22 am PDT #15531 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

wait until you see the monkey licking the lizard's face!!

Monkeys think this is a way go get high.


Consuela - Jul 26, 2012 8:12:32 am PDT #15532 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

All the golden retriever puppies are asleep. So cute!


§ ita § - Jul 26, 2012 8:13:04 am PDT #15533 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How is a monkey licking a lizard not bad?

And people think a May/December relationship is creepy...stick to yer own goddamned species at least.


Jesse - Jul 26, 2012 8:14:01 am PDT #15534 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

They are friends! It's grooming!


Jesse - Jul 26, 2012 8:15:29 am PDT #15535 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Is this cat and deer less controversial? [link]


lisah - Jul 26, 2012 8:15:46 am PDT #15536 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Friends with Benefits!!!!


msbelle - Jul 26, 2012 8:18:06 am PDT #15537 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

And lunches were delivered to the wrong address. And the off-site people started eating the meal for Big Boss's meeting. And I assumed I had put in the wrong addres because I am the queen of the small mistakes and not paying attention to detail. I sped to get secondary lunch, bring it back over to Big Boss's meeting and hope pary pray hope there are the right # of sandwiches and that he does not flip out that lunch is only snadwiches and then I start bawlling because I am not allowed to make mistakes and already have a written warning in my file from the last 30 days. BUT I DID NOT MAKE THE MISTAKE, I just checked the order and the delivery was just wrong. And then I realize I do not want to be a person who flips out at a delivery guy and gets him fired becuase he went to the secondary site of a company instead of the primary site,because iT IS A LUNCH!!? Not a cure for cancer. ANd then I realize I work for a guy who likes to create this work environment for his underlings and that is an a.sshole move.


Kate P. - Jul 26, 2012 8:21:29 am PDT #15538 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Ack, msbelle. I hope you can get out of there ASAP.

Happy birthday, Kat!


§ ita § - Jul 26, 2012 8:23:49 am PDT #15539 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Happy birthday, Kat!

They are friends! It's grooming!

He's deciding on a seasoning. Don't be naive.

There's a guy on IO9 calling me names because I keep asking him how the pre-1913 change of the word "actor" to be gender-neutral is a reflection of political correctness gone amok, and he's just furious with me. Some people are peculiar. Unfortunately for him, he's also funny.

When I woke up this morning, I was really pissed that my alarm went off. Every bone I had was convinced it was Saturday. It took me a good ten minutes to not be mad anymore.

And I'm so exhausted during the days. I did work late yesterday, but not so late that falling asleep at my desk made sense. And I stopped on my way home to wake myself up more for safer driving.

Does that help my insomnia? Not a whit.

Am I falling asleep again? Even earlier today.