wait until you see the monkey licking the lizard's face!!
Monkeys think this is a way go get high.
Who died and made you Elvis?
Cordelia ,'Storyteller'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 26, 2012 8:10:22 am PDT #15531 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Consuela - Jul 26, 2012 8:12:32 am PDT #15532 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
All the golden retriever puppies are asleep. So cute!
§ ita § - Jul 26, 2012 8:13:04 am PDT #15533 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How is a monkey licking a lizard not bad?
And people think a May/December relationship is creepy...stick to yer own goddamned species at least.
Jesse - Jul 26, 2012 8:14:01 am PDT #15534 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
They are friends! It's grooming!
Jesse - Jul 26, 2012 8:15:29 am PDT #15535 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Is this cat and deer less controversial? [link]
lisah - Jul 26, 2012 8:15:46 am PDT #15536 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
Friends with Benefits!!!!
msbelle - Jul 26, 2012 8:18:06 am PDT #15537 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
And lunches were delivered to the wrong address. And the off-site people started eating the meal for Big Boss's meeting. And I assumed I had put in the wrong addres because I am the queen of the small mistakes and not paying attention to detail. I sped to get secondary lunch, bring it back over to Big Boss's meeting and hope pary pray hope there are the right # of sandwiches and that he does not flip out that lunch is only snadwiches and then I start bawlling because I am not allowed to make mistakes and already have a written warning in my file from the last 30 days. BUT I DID NOT MAKE THE MISTAKE, I just checked the order and the delivery was just wrong. And then I realize I do not want to be a person who flips out at a delivery guy and gets him fired becuase he went to the secondary site of a company instead of the primary site,because iT IS A LUNCH!!? Not a cure for cancer. ANd then I realize I work for a guy who likes to create this work environment for his underlings and that is an a.sshole move.
Kate P. - Jul 26, 2012 8:21:29 am PDT #15538 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Ack, msbelle. I hope you can get out of there ASAP.
Happy birthday, Kat!
§ ita § - Jul 26, 2012 8:23:49 am PDT #15539 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Happy birthday, Kat!
They are friends! It's grooming!
He's deciding on a seasoning. Don't be naive.
There's a guy on IO9 calling me names because I keep asking him how the pre-1913 change of the word "actor" to be gender-neutral is a reflection of political correctness gone amok, and he's just furious with me. Some people are peculiar. Unfortunately for him, he's also funny.
When I woke up this morning, I was really pissed that my alarm went off. Every bone I had was convinced it was Saturday. It took me a good ten minutes to not be mad anymore.
And I'm so exhausted during the days. I did work late yesterday, but not so late that falling asleep at my desk made sense. And I stopped on my way home to wake myself up more for safer driving.
Does that help my insomnia? Not a whit.
Am I falling asleep again? Even earlier today.
msbelle - Jul 26, 2012 8:24:10 am PDT #15540 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I just emailed HR for a meeting.
I mean I get I am not bringing in the healthiest emotional state to any day of work, but I should not be scared of losing my job at any moment. I am not that bad of an admin.