I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.

River ,'Safe'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hil R. - Apr 18, 2012 1:26:39 pm PDT #1540 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just saw this happen:

A car gets to an intersection and stops at the stop sign. The car then edges forward around the corner, so that the driver can look to see if anyone is coming before turning. The street the car is turning onto is pretty busy, so the car is sitting there a little while. It's in the crosswalk. A pedestrian starts crossing the street, and walks into the side of the car. He looks startled, like, "How did that thing get there?" He takes two big steps backwards, then tries walking forward again, but the car has not magically vanished, and he walks into it again. He stops and thinks for a moment, and finally realizes that this might work better if he walked AROUND the car. I was the next car behind that one waiting to turn the corner, and I could not stop laughing.


Connie Neil - Apr 18, 2012 1:32:01 pm PDT #1541 of 30001
brillig

On the second impact, if I was the driver, I might start thinking, "Zombie?"


Zenkitty - Apr 18, 2012 1:35:24 pm PDT #1542 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

The person interviewing me was a big proponent of the rock bonding class.

Hmpf. He shouldn't have asked "What do you think about X?" if he wasn't prepared to hear "I didn't like X and here's why." It's an interview question, not an ego-stroking opportunity. I mean, I get why it was embarrassing, but he kinda set you, and himself, up for it.


beth b - Apr 18, 2012 1:47:45 pm PDT #1543 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

zombie isn't a bad thought


Allyson - Apr 18, 2012 1:58:56 pm PDT #1544 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Nah, she wasn't overly defensive about it at all, and seemed okay with my point-of-view, it was just awkward.


shrift - Apr 18, 2012 1:59:40 pm PDT #1545 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

The person interviewing me was a big proponent of the rock bonding class.

That's just guacamole entrapment.


Ginger - Apr 18, 2012 2:05:28 pm PDT #1546 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

it was just awkward.

It may have been awkward, but better awkwardness in an interview than further bonding with a rock.


Consuela - Apr 18, 2012 2:06:44 pm PDT #1547 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

That's just guacamole entrapment.

Heh! And pretty much a comment only made or understandable by Buffistas.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 18, 2012 2:23:33 pm PDT #1548 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am in an argument with college-aged boys (that I know) on a log post of a colleged aged girl (that I know) about men talking to random women on the street. And they are such nice, polite young men, and they are writing paragraphs long defenses of men's rights to talk to women on the street and "not all men are like that" and "you need to be nicer or men and women won't get along" and "you are contributing to the women's fear of men by posting this" and "sorry, I won't ask you for directions, because you will kick me n the balls".

And why I tried to explain that it wasn't just about their "right" to talk to a pretty girl but a systemic, unplanned, unnoticeable to them way that men take up space and women can't, I have no idea...


Allyson - Apr 18, 2012 2:23:43 pm PDT #1549 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

OMG, shrift. That's what it was.