Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Jul 24, 2012 6:13:40 pm PDT #15330 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Which is why I really want a new take on a Mary Poppins movie; she's not all sweetness and light, she doesn't sing songs with birdies. She's prissy, she can be petty and spiteful, and she is some sort of supernatural powerhouse. Maybe a movie by Guillermo del Toro, because he would give it the needed unsettling undertone.

Kickstarter that shit. I want it.


Atropa - Jul 24, 2012 6:27:27 pm PDT #15331 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Kickstarter that shit. I want it.

Heh. Disney owns all rights to Mary Poppins (IIRC), so there is NO chance of getting an adaptation that is more faithful to the books.


Connie Neil - Jul 24, 2012 6:36:35 pm PDT #15332 of 30001
brillig

Though it makes me wonder if the filmmakers of Disney ever get bored and whip up their own versions of their classic tales.


DavidS - Jul 24, 2012 7:01:23 pm PDT #15333 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Though it makes me wonder if the filmmakers of Disney ever get bored and whip up their own versions of their classic tales.

Occasionally animators post roughs of interesting takes on the Disney canon.


shrift - Jul 24, 2012 7:02:35 pm PDT #15334 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oh, who wanted an mp3 rip of Cookie Monster doing Share It Maybe? Do I remember someone expressing that wish?


§ ita § - Jul 24, 2012 7:10:48 pm PDT #15335 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Disney whipping. I'm sure it's a thing. At a place.

What's a reasonable lifetime for a mattress? I am willing to blame some of my sleeping problems (I'm back to having myriad--coming off the ambien and onto lunesta for a while). I am suspecting I could have a better mattress. I could turn it and bounce on it a bit, but the turning part would be a bit of effort.

It's not a normal boxspring--it's a futon mattress I have. I lost the instructions.

I feel I should gird my loins tomorrow, but I can't work out what I have is girdy


DavidS - Jul 24, 2012 7:11:54 pm PDT #15336 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What's a reasonable lifetime for a mattress?

4 to 5 years.


Vortex - Jul 24, 2012 7:12:12 pm PDT #15337 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I seem to remember it being 10 years, but then Martha Stewart saying that it should be sooner.


billytea - Jul 24, 2012 7:16:23 pm PDT #15338 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I seem to remember it being 10 years, but then Martha Stewart saying that it should be sooner.

Sure, but she's plainly been in the pocket of Big Mattress for years.


DavidS - Jul 24, 2012 7:21:45 pm PDT #15339 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sure, but she's plainly been in the pocket of Big Mattress for years.

You know, the mattress business is extremely strange.

And I'm not sure exactly what drives the economics of the industry but there's a great deal of obfuscation about the fact that relatively simple constructs of wood/springs/cotton cost in the hundreds to thousands of dollars.

I suspect it is an artificially maintained market like soda and diamonds.

I know the profit markup is high, because discount (high quality) mattresses can be had for huge savings.

And the same mattresses often shuffle among different labels for various prices.