I can beat up demons until the cows come home, and then I can beat up the cows.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Apr 18, 2012 12:17:35 pm PDT #1533 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

And why should you assume you'd humiliate yourself?

Oh gosh, I didn't tell you guys what happened in my last interview. I was asked what I thought about the class where I had to bond with a rock. I was honest about it, citing examples, the NAS findings on the weird qualifications of the trainers and methods, and the cheap carny tactics used throughout the morning.

The person interviewing me was a big proponent of the rock bonding class.

FAIL.

I mean, no, I don't think it would work out between us if we have that sort of divide, so it was good that we got that out on the table, but I felt kind of like a jerk.

The other job I think may not be welcoming to purple hair and tats. But, you know, they do call me in to answer the phones every now and again, so they must know that, right?


tommyrot - Apr 18, 2012 12:21:05 pm PDT #1534 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This cracked me up:

Hilarious: Domino's e-scooters get safer with man-made engine sounds

Domino's Pizza comes up with some pretty wacky ideas. (Exhibit A: moon base.) The latest, called Safe Sound, comes from the company's Netherlands arm. The electric scooters the company uses there are basically silent, which can be a hazard to pedestrians. Solution? Record someone saying, "Vrooom!"

How quiet electric vehicles are is a real danger to pedestrians, bikers and even other motorists, as all of a sudden that two-ton hunk of metal and plastic you're driving is whisper-quiet, as well. The sound of an engine serves to inform everyone around that, hey, you're about to get into a crash and/or run over. As a result, companies have been going back and forth one what's desired: a sound loop that mimics a combustion engine, or something else?

Domino's scooters probably weren't doing a bunch of damage, but it's a clever and funny solution. You know, for like five minutes, before that sound becomes super annoying and suddenly it's the Domino's scooterist that's in danger.

The video is great--just someone driving the scooter around while bicyclists and pedestrians crack up over the silly sounds it makes.


sumi - Apr 18, 2012 12:24:56 pm PDT #1535 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Five high school students build a BSG Viper flight simulator for the Makerfaire.


Jesse - Apr 18, 2012 12:25:20 pm PDT #1536 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I mean, no, I don't think it would work out between us if we have that sort of divide, so it was good that we got that out on the table, but I felt kind of like a jerk.

Whoops.... So maybe stick to shorter, less-committal answers to start this time?


Beverly - Apr 18, 2012 12:38:59 pm PDT #1537 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

No segue. Does anybody have an update on ita?


Sheryl - Apr 18, 2012 1:00:02 pm PDT #1538 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Happy Birthday beth!

Had an eye exam today, and my eyes aren't completely back to normal.


SuziQ - Apr 18, 2012 1:04:37 pm PDT #1539 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Steph, when I got crust for you, I couldn't draw anything else.

My work computer is not letting me do anything I need to do. I guess I'm glad I had planned on working in the office tomorrow. Just so frustrating. I'm calling it quits for the night.


Hil R. - Apr 18, 2012 1:26:39 pm PDT #1540 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just saw this happen:

A car gets to an intersection and stops at the stop sign. The car then edges forward around the corner, so that the driver can look to see if anyone is coming before turning. The street the car is turning onto is pretty busy, so the car is sitting there a little while. It's in the crosswalk. A pedestrian starts crossing the street, and walks into the side of the car. He looks startled, like, "How did that thing get there?" He takes two big steps backwards, then tries walking forward again, but the car has not magically vanished, and he walks into it again. He stops and thinks for a moment, and finally realizes that this might work better if he walked AROUND the car. I was the next car behind that one waiting to turn the corner, and I could not stop laughing.


Connie Neil - Apr 18, 2012 1:32:01 pm PDT #1541 of 30001
brillig

On the second impact, if I was the driver, I might start thinking, "Zombie?"


Zenkitty - Apr 18, 2012 1:35:24 pm PDT #1542 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

The person interviewing me was a big proponent of the rock bonding class.

Hmpf. He shouldn't have asked "What do you think about X?" if he wasn't prepared to hear "I didn't like X and here's why." It's an interview question, not an ego-stroking opportunity. I mean, I get why it was embarrassing, but he kinda set you, and himself, up for it.