I'm not on the ship. I'm in the ship. I am the ship.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amyth - Jul 21, 2012 5:20:55 am PDT #14915 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

My best friend (who lives in Portland) texted me last night while I was in TDKR:

"Aldis says hi."

!!!!!!!!

I didn't read it until this morning. I need him to wake up and EXPLAIN.


Jesse - Jul 21, 2012 5:30:11 am PDT #14916 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

!!!!!!!!!!


Sheryl - Jul 21, 2012 5:31:35 am PDT #14917 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

!!!!!!! indeed...

ETA more !s


§ ita § - Jul 21, 2012 5:36:48 am PDT #14918 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Aldis needs to do more than say hi--he needs to call. I'm not sure what to do about the in TDKR part, though. That's complex.


Jesse - Jul 21, 2012 5:56:06 am PDT #14919 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Do we think a cotton shift dress would weigh two pounds? For mailing purposes...


amyth - Jul 21, 2012 6:00:48 am PDT #14920 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

I texted back (this morning):

"Are you sending him over?"

I guess that's too much to hope for. But I'll pick him up from the airport.


Theodosia - Jul 21, 2012 6:03:09 am PDT #14921 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Do we think a cotton shift dress would weigh two pounds? For mailing purposes...

If it has solid gold buttons, sure.


Jesse - Jul 21, 2012 6:13:20 am PDT #14922 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, you think less? It's lined and stuff. OK, I'll just bring it to the PO to weigh it and then come back to print the label. Or just pay the extra dollar to mail it at the PO, for crying out loud.


Liese S. - Jul 21, 2012 6:31:15 am PDT #14923 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I did not end up being late, yay, good traffic!


DavidS - Jul 21, 2012 6:36:05 am PDT #14924 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Emmett's gone on a camping trip with a friend's family this weekend.

Yesterday we had this conversation in the car.

Me: Please be careful in the wilderness. Don't you and [your friend] do anything stupid.
Emmett: Pffft. Dad. We'll be fine. What did you think we were going to do?
Me: Please don't have light saber battles with flaming sticks you pull from the campfire.
Emmett: Oooh, I hadn't even thought of that. You know what I want to do? Kill a badger. If I see a badger I'm coming home with a pelt.
Me: Stay away from wildlife.
Emmett: What does a badger look like?
Me: Emmett, a badger will eat your face off like a small furry dude on Bath Salts.
Emmett: If a badger comes at me, it's bad for him.
Matilda: Emmett! Please don't get eaten by wolves because I love you a lot!
Emmett: I won't get eaten by wolves. If I meet wolves I'll start running with the pack.

Later from the road he texted me:

Emmett: "We bought a bow and arrow from a road side vendor! We are SO HAPPY!"
Me: Please don't shoot your friend in the neck.
Emmett: Pshaw.