I asked the developer here in which sections of the site they put the trace code, if it's not any of the places the tester hit. Dunno. Uh, which places was the offshore developer trying to reproduce the error? He does some mighty aimless clicking between screens on his computer. Dunno? Over here mostly?
So I just finished going through the first half of the trouble tickets, and I can only hope those are the errors the offshore developer was trying to duplicate and that's what he's tracing, because that's what I gave the tester, and tomorrow is GODDAMNED BATMAN DAY.
One more status report, and I can leave...I can do this...who makes me do two status reports in one day? That's no fair...and technically it's three because I wrote one at six this morning.
IO9 had a "Wear Batman fashion to work" article. Which omitted the belt buckle I'm wearing today, so there's now a selfie adorning their crack journalism.
Okay, 1 hit of tumblr, then status report, then home. Oh, look! Company jellybeans!
what types of work would you all have a daily helper do, say you had to fill 3 hours of work a day.
Thus far I have:
grocery shopping - 1 hour/week
iron 5 outfits/week - 1.5 hour/week
cooking - 1 hour/day
fold laundry - 1 hour/week
vacuum - 30 min/week
sweep - 30 min/week
dishes - 30 min/day
I'm going to go with dragoon. It sound piratey.
I used metonymy in my final status report, and not even strictly correctly. If I get called on it
and
corrected, I will do a fist pump of being properly one-upped. Otherwise, I have to do something to make me feel better about still being here and still going through emails. Almost done, though. Just have to do the Out Of Office prep.
Dusting, for sure. Unless that's covered in vacuuming.
I would vacuum or sweep every day if someone else were doing it.
Ooh, a daily helper? I'd have them vacuum 30 min every other day, but we have animals. What about dusting? Watering garden? Mopping (I HATE mopping)? Cleaning fridge, once every two weeks.
dusting, ok sure. I never do, thus forget it should be done.
This is what is wrong, I've been keeping house so badly for so long I don't even know what I am not doing.
I dust, but then you just have to do it again, and I get resentful.