Baby toes are notoriously tasty.
I stand ready to defend my baby's appendages from the ravenous appetites of the maternity nurses.
Angel: Miss me? Lilah: Only in the sense of…no.
'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - Jul 15, 2012 8:55:33 pm PDT #14155 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Lee - Jul 15, 2012 9:07:55 pm PDT #14156 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
K is driving up to Palo Alto tomorrow to buy lots of Fred Steak.
Dude, I forgot all about Fred Steak. When is she going to be there?
Sophia Brooks - Jul 16, 2012 2:47:30 am PDT #14157 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I have had smores around a bonfire, but not a campfire. But I imagine bonfires are a fairly rural experience.
I think Louisiana is a girl.
My grandma insisted my friend Brett who I met in first grade must be a girl because of his name, so I think the Brett is a boy name is recent. He is now a man.
My complaint of the day is about bras. Why would you line a cotton bra with synthetic? I bought some "all cotton" bras from Lane Bryant thinking they would help my poor itchy skin, and only the outside is cotton!
Jessica - Jul 16, 2012 2:58:39 am PDT #14158 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
When I can't remember if someone's had a boy or a girl, I generally fall back on "your little one."
I used to get a rash from the inside of jeans metal buttons, but not since I was a teenager.
I'm digitizing some old footage of California shopping malls for an 80s documentary, and the hair is cracking me up. Literally EVERYONE under the age of 45 has long crimped hair, frizzy bangs, and a high ponytail.
billytea - Jul 16, 2012 3:17:39 am PDT #14159 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
When I can't remember if someone's had a boy or a girl, I generally fall back on "your little one."
You could call it "Your spawn", but you really need to stretch it out, like "Your spaaaawn". For the full effect.
Kat - Jul 16, 2012 3:27:26 am PDT #14160 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Dude, I forgot all about Fred Steak. When is she going to be there?
unpossible to forget!
She'll be there tomorrow.
Jesse - Jul 16, 2012 4:06:57 am PDT #14161 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm digitizing some old footage of California shopping malls for an 80s documentary, and the hair is cracking me up. Literally EVERYONE under the age of 45 has long crimped hair, frizzy bangs, and a high ponytail.
That reminds me -- I just saw a wedding picture of a family friend on Facebook, and from the picture I would swear she got married in the 80s. But she definitely didn't! She's been married no more than 15 years, and I would guess closer to 10. But her hair and dress are 100% 80s.
Jesse - Jul 16, 2012 4:26:03 am PDT #14162 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You guys, the FACE on Chris Hemsworth's baby! [link]
Tom Scola - Jul 16, 2012 4:36:26 am PDT #14163 of 30001
hwæt
So I got invited to this party, and it’s kind of freaking me out whether or not I should go:
It gives me great pleasure to extend an invitation to you for our 2nd Annual East Coast All-Participatory Talent Show/BBQ/Birthday Celebration!
Or, 2AECAPTSBBQBC.
The 2AECAPTSBBQBC is so great because it is truly ALL-PARTICIPATORY. If you show up, you MUST share a talent.
Your talent need not be performance based; for example, cooking, crafting and child-rearing are all excellent talents. Cooking works out especially well, given the BBQ nature of the 2AECAPTSBBQBC.
The all-participatory nature of the party allows those less extroverted among us to take a turn in the spotlight. Show us how far you can spit a watermelon seed. Give a tarot reading. Mix us a drink. Bring pictures of a treehouse you built. Read to us. Present a powerpoint on the nature of the Higgs boson particle. For the West Coasters included in this invite, post something online and we'll show it at the party!
If you don't mind, talents presented at the 2AECAPTSBBQBC should be kept to around five minutes.
Jesse - Jul 16, 2012 4:37:35 am PDT #14164 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You should definitely go, and bring photos of pets you've taken and then you will build that as a business.