The toasted marshmallow is perfect when it's at least 50% larger than it started, golden brown all over, and gooey all the way through.
That is not the ADD/ADHD marshmallow.
If the apocalypse comes, beep me.
Buffy ,'Selfless'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Jul 15, 2012 4:41:01 pm PDT #14108 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
§ ita § - Jul 15, 2012 4:42:47 pm PDT #14109 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah, if Kat hasn't lit her backyard on fire, then I haven't been privy. My relatives are still all pretty much Jamaican middle class.
aurelia - Jul 15, 2012 4:42:52 pm PDT #14110 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
That is not the ADD/ADHD marshmallow.
I'd be happy to toast a marshmallow for you. I usually will make one for myself and then start toasting for other people.
Atropa - Jul 15, 2012 4:59:48 pm PDT #14111 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Oh, you silly marshmallow torchers. The toasted marshmallow is perfect when it's at least 50% larger than it started, golden brown all over, and gooey all the way through.
But then it hasn't been on fire, which is the most important part. Slide the burned part off onto the chocolate and graham cracker (or chocolate and tortilla chips), then set the marshmallow on fire again. Repeat until no more marshmallow, and you've built up an amazing layer of caramelized sugar and chocolate on the starchy delivery device.
Polgara - Jul 15, 2012 5:08:00 pm PDT #14112 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS
Jilli's way is the one true way.
msbelle - Jul 15, 2012 5:08:46 pm PDT #14113 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
There is no wrong way to eat a marshmallow.
Polgara - Jul 15, 2012 5:10:13 pm PDT #14114 of 30001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS
msbelle's way is the one true way.
msbelle - Jul 15, 2012 5:12:31 pm PDT #14115 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
people. I exercised. like on purpose. I was sweating in my house. you should all be prepared for some sort of apocalypse.
DebetEsse - Jul 15, 2012 5:14:32 pm PDT #14116 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
As a reward for exercising, I will not list Wrong Ways to Eat a Marshmallow.
ChiKat - Jul 15, 2012 5:18:04 pm PDT #14117 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Now I totally want a s'more and am s'moreless. Damn you people and my suggestible ways.