Giles: I'm sure we're all perfectly safe. Dawn: We're safe. Right. And Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. Tara: It sounded convincing when I thought it.

'Dirty Girls'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Apr 17, 2012 11:35:22 am PDT #1378 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

OK. Airline ticket booked. Car to airport booked. Badge acquired. Need to pack and arrange for petsitter. And vacuum so sitter isn't horrified.

I'm surprisingly calm. I'm usually freaking out before a business trip. Well, there eas the screaming nightmare last night, so maybe I'm just sublimating my anxiety this time.


Steph L. - Apr 17, 2012 11:40:34 am PDT #1379 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Today has been Mostly Sucky with intermittent periods of Meh. I'm tired of being a grownup.

Being a grownup blows. I'm assaulted by pollen, my back hurts in an achey way that won't quite go away but won't get bad enough to justify begging the doctor for opiates, my house is horrifyingly filthy, and I eat too much sugar.


Amy - Apr 17, 2012 11:47:15 am PDT #1380 of 30001
Because books.

my back hurts in an achey way that won't quite go away but won't get bad enough to justify begging the doctor for opiates, my house is horrifyingly filthy

My neck (where it meets my shoulder on the right side) has been pinched for days. I wake up every morning and try to ease it out so I can move.

And I can keep the house tidy (the benefits of a little OCD!), but clean? Not so much. The dust alone is outrageous. I've given up on the cat hair.


Zenkitty - Apr 17, 2012 11:51:58 am PDT #1381 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My house was so clean when I was hiring cleaning people. I want them back! *sob* But I can't justify the expense, at least until I pay off these stupid credit cards. So my house is dusty and dirty because I am a lazy slob. I try to keep it clean, really. If for "try" you read "think about it a lot, really hard".


Steph L. - Apr 17, 2012 11:52:28 am PDT #1382 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I've given up on the cat hair.

Oh my god, the pet hair. If we would sweep every day, it would be more or less under control (other than the furniture), but, well, we aren't going to sweep every day. So.

I try to keep it clean, really. If for "try" you read "think about it a lot, really hard".

I can think about cleaning all day! I am really, really good at it.


Zenkitty - Apr 17, 2012 11:53:12 am PDT #1383 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

ROOMBA. I'm regretting getting rid of mine.


Allyson - Apr 17, 2012 12:17:13 pm PDT #1384 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I need to get out more, you guys.


erikaj - Apr 17, 2012 12:21:36 pm PDT #1385 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

I feel ya, Allyson.


sumi - Apr 17, 2012 12:23:39 pm PDT #1386 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Is the War on Easter the Second Front to the War on Christmas?


billytea - Apr 17, 2012 12:25:03 pm PDT #1387 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Well, since male marsupials frequently have two-pronged penises...the ones on the sides, I presume.

This is true. The middle one is for birth.