Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Natter 70: Hookers and Blow  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 12, 2012 11:31:56 am PDT #13531 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was thinking those headlines about Katie were overwrought, but I'm coming round...even with all I'd been reading about Scientology, there was a part of me still saying "But they couldn't keep her."

Der. Yerp.

So, because I have an incisive grasp of interpersonal relationships, I said something sarcastic to the only developer that hasn't driven me bugshit in the past month...and then came back and said "But you know you're still my favourite, right?" He played dumb, so I sold it a little harder, but the "report seems to stop at May" developer said "So I'm not your favourite anymore?" The developer who's not actually bugging me that much anymore piped up with "You weren't even on the list!" I demurred with "I'm too flighty to have just one favourite" and then shored it up with "Everyone's my favourite and you're my favourite-favourite and he was so my favourite he fell off the top and is working his way back 'round again." on the way back from lunch, but good god, I should just ID some mines and throw myself on them.

My absolute favourite co-worker bumped into me in the cafe, though, and told me the niece of a former Jamaican PM is working in his department now. He described me, apparently, as "a bit Jamaican, but she goes back a lot". Fine. He's the other guy in his team with an accent from now on.


aurelia - Jul 12, 2012 11:54:21 am PDT #13532 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

the general environment where you grew up feels correct in some undefinable way, I think.

The cicadas in IL and MI sound wrong compared to the ones in MO.

I thought this was an interesting take on the Tosh thing. [link] Of course the more I read about him the more he seems like a waste of basic elements.


meara - Jul 12, 2012 12:18:08 pm PDT #13533 of 30001

We have a fireproof safe that we keep all of that crap, along with Grace's IEP in. What weird priorities

I keep thinking I need to buy one of those for my passport/social security card/birth cert.

Also, growing up in flat flat Indiana means that I still am all "ooh! Fancy!" when I see e mountains and water in Seattle. Love it even after 5 years.


§ ita § - Jul 12, 2012 12:18:14 pm PDT #13534 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's comforting to see how many people confuse "but you never complain when bad things happen to guys!" with "I think you're a boring whiny windbag!" If you manage to trot through half these environments and not see people complain about M2M prison rape, for instance, that's likely on you and not for lack of "God, Stabler, you went there AGAIN???" Factor in that the more personally threatened a person feels the more likely they are to speak out--it does seem much more balanced than the people giving MRA a lousy name claim.


tommyrot - Jul 12, 2012 12:30:42 pm PDT #13535 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tattoo spell check: Even more tattoo misspells

The WTF is strong with this one.


tommyrot - Jul 12, 2012 12:37:18 pm PDT #13536 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is obviously NSFW:

Indifferent cats in amateur porn


§ ita § - Jul 12, 2012 12:38:21 pm PDT #13537 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Tommy, I have to tell myself many of those are 'shopped, and the rest were comped a high-quality laser removal with good painkillers. Sheeit.

Unrelatedly--anyone here deliberately stop a car and a half, two cars behind the next one at an intersection? Is the assumption that that's always an artifact of the driver not paying attention? Or is it something people mean to do?


tommyrot - Jul 12, 2012 12:42:02 pm PDT #13538 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Unrelatedly--anyone here deliberately stop a car and a half, two cars behind the next one at an intersection?

No. I hate that (especially when I can't make a turn because drivers ahead of me are doing it). I have no idea why people do that.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 12, 2012 12:43:55 pm PDT #13539 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I stop well behind large trucks to avoid unsecured crap falling off them when they take off again, but with regular cars I figure if I can see their bumper over my hood I'm far enough away.


-t - Jul 12, 2012 12:44:09 pm PDT #13540 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't know, there's something poetic about a No Regerts tattoo. Like they must really mean it.