Why does the shortest distance to equality seem to involve a great deal of raped men?
Or that it would be awesomesauce to send Tosh to prison so he could be raped?
THE POINT. U R MISSING IT. (Commentors elseweb, not here.)
Yeah... That went well.
Mal ,'Trash'
Natter 70: Hookers and Blow
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jul 12, 2012 10:49:39 am PDT #13521 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Amy - Jul 12, 2012 10:57:34 am PDT #13522 of 30001
Because books.
When we lived in Wyoming, I missed trees so much. And grass, and the general sense of lush foliage everywhere, I guess. Where I live now is very right for me, although I also feel right at home at the beach. I could live at the beach.
Sophia Brooks - Jul 12, 2012 11:03:43 am PDT #13523 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I keep thinking of that fanfiction that is about Josh Jackson, Kristen Bell, and Jason Dohring rescuing katie Holmes from the Scientologists. And it is starting to sound more true-to-life!
§ ita § - Jul 12, 2012 11:04:09 am PDT #13524 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Prison rape is the great equalizer. Never happened to anyone that didn't clearly deserve it, and it's always funny to boot! Anal twofer! (I'm assuming they still butt rape in women's prisons, because why mess with magic?)
SEE???? RAPE JOKE.
But I'm not on stage and you can't find me.
Sean K - Jul 12, 2012 11:05:37 am PDT #13525 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I believe the Carlin rape joke is something to the effect of "picture Donald Duck raping Porky Pig," which is kind of chuckle worthy to me.
§ ita § - Jul 12, 2012 11:07:11 am PDT #13526 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"picture Donald Duck raping Porky Pig,"
Hmm. I'm totally failing on this one. Someone care to ruin it for me by spelling it out? Are we supposed to have a realistic duck penis here? Because that might be my issue.
Sean K - Jul 12, 2012 11:11:18 am PDT #13527 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I don't know that it's worth the effort to dissect. That would probably require more thought than even Carlin gave it.
Sean K - Jul 12, 2012 11:12:37 am PDT #13528 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Also, not really all that funny, beyond the idea of one cartoon raping another.
Amy - Jul 12, 2012 11:17:21 am PDT #13529 of 30001
Because books.
In other news, Hollywood Reporter has a longass piece on the impact Katie Holmes' divorce from Tom Cruise will have on the Church of Scientology
I'm only on the second page, and it's amazing. She seems to have handled this brilliantly. I'm now imagining a scenario where she had a long-lost family member sucked into Scientology, and she planned this whole thing to get inside the organization and then bust it wide open. Apparently in my head Katie Holmes now equals a badass Brenda Starr.
le nubian - Jul 12, 2012 11:27:32 am PDT #13530 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
She seems to have handled this brilliantly.
the best she could under the circumstances, I suppose. I think it is great her friend bought her a burner phone and she had legal assistance across three states.
And she fired his daughter 2 months ago.